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y/n: YELENA STOP EATING MY FOOD IT LITERALLY HAS MY NAME ON IT.
yelena: how do you know it was me? there is no way to prove it. * shrugs *
y/n: THERE ARE LITERALLY CAMERAS EVERYWHERE.
yelena: well maybe dont leave your food unattended.
y/n: *mumbling* this is why I fucked your sister.
yelena: YOU DID WHAT-



y/n: happy mothers day!!!
wanda: y/n im not your mom.
y/n: might as well be



nat: this is too hot to eat.
y/n: so are you, but you don't hear me complaining.
yelena: *stops with the fork in her hand mid-air and mouth open* i can never have one day.



y/n: *walking over to wanda* nats not my girlfriend anymore
wanda: *in mother mode ready to comfort you* oh baby-
y/n: SHES MY WIFE!!


y/n: im a lesbian.
thor: i thought you were american.


tony: nat... please go check up on y/n they've been blasting that music since midnight and haven't stopped crying
nat: *walks in to you in a starfish position on the bed* babe what wrong-
y/n: *never grow up (taylors version)* SHES SO GROWN UP MY BABY
nat: y/n-
y/n: FUCK YOU JOHN.*pulls out a bat*



nat: *walks into your shared room*
y/n: *putting up posters of natasha*
nat: *slowly backs out*



yelena: and they were roommates *talking about nat and y/n*
kate: oh my god they were roommates

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