Oneshots! (And incorrect quotes)

Incorrect Hermitcraft Quotes

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Grian: Thank you for Inviting me to meet with you today!

Mumbo: I didn't!!! You just SHOWED UP AND STARTED TALKING

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Xisuma: People ask me how I control the people on Hermitcraft. "What's the secret?"

Xisuma: The secret, is I don't I'm surprised that nothing has blow up in last hour

BOOM

Xisuma: I jinxed it.

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Scar: time for plan F

Mumbo: Plan B, You mean?

Scar: nah, plan B was ages ago in the library

Xisuma: Plan C required more computers then we have

Scar: Plan D was a desperate attempt at making a gameshow fraud

Mumbo: What about Plan E?

Scar: We're hoping not to use it. Grian dies in Plan E

Grian: I LIKE PLAN E

Scar/Mumbo/Xisuma: GRIAN NO

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