-𝘾𝙄𝙂𝘼𝙍𝙀𝙏𝙏𝙀𝙎-ʜᴀᴢᴇʟ x ғᴇᴍ ᴏᴄ

chapter 3

MEANWHILE IN THE GRIZZLY CABIN

RAVI
"Greetings, bunk mate!"

XANDER
"Hey!Uh... Whoa! Uh, I think that alligator thingy ate your pet."

RAVI
"That alligator thingy is my pet."

XANDER
"Oh, that explains the cage. I just thought we were getting a really creepy kid."

RAVI
"Ravi Gupta Balasubramanium Ross, your new CIT eagerly reporting for duty, sir!"

XANDER
"I'm Xander."

RAVI
"Oh. So what are the cabin rules?"

XANDER
"I'm not really big on rules. Except always wear shower shoes. I once got fungus so bad, I lost a toenail. But it's cool, 'cause now I use it as a guitar pick."

RAVI
"You know those cost, like, five cents, right?"

JORGE
"Hey, dudes! I'm Jorge. Mind if I take this bunk?"

RAVI
"Actually, that is my..."

JORGE
"Dude, listen. You want me to sleep downwind! Especially on burrito night. I once had a 23-minute fart!"

RAVI
"That seems medically impossible."

XANDER
"Although handy if we go hot-air ballooning."

JORGE
"That's why the aliens abducted me. I'm special."

RAVI
"Well, parts of you clearly are. So let me guess. The aliens probed you?"

JORGE
"Of course not! They just invited me for brunch. You're weird."

|MEANWHILE TIME SKIP TO OUTSIDE|

Xander playing the guitar-meanwhile Gladys is giving mad side.

This time, Hazel didn't do anything to Xander. didn't even look at him

Lou and Emma and Jenna come walking out here cabin

LOU
"Then during free time tomorrow, we can dive for mud dabs, and connect your mosquito bites to see what shape they make! Look, mine make Abe Lincoln!"

Jenna just side Eyed Lou and Lou laughed a bit at that

EMMA
"[gasps] Whoa! That supes cute guy is here and you led with mud dabs?"

Meanwhile Jenna felt someone staring at her she looked around and found Hazel staring at her she smiled and waved Hazel then smiled eagerly

LOU
"Where did that wind come from?"

XANDER
"Whoa! I think I'm in love."

HAZEL
"I think I'm staring at a goddess"

Xander just cringed, thinking Hazel was talking about him but was really talking about Jenna

XANDER
"Hi, I'm Xander."

EMMA
"I'm Emma."

HAZEL
"I'm nauseous"

LOU
"Ooh! Looks like Cupid just shot an arrow."
Hazel stopped staring at Lou for a second and
sees that Xander is talking to Jenna now

HAZEL
"I hope it goes in his eye and out his ear."

Jenna then sits next to Xander and Emma sits at the other end of Xander, Xander then talks a little to emma and then to Jenna and then Emma talks to Jenna.

GLAYDS
"Campers, welcome to Camp Kikiwaka! Except for you, Timmy. Your parents' check bounced. You can sleep by the front gate. Hopefully, they'll pick you up in the morning. Ki-ki-wa-ka!"