What was I saying again? I keep eating random half eaten foods in my pocket while listening to Pip cry and rant. Pussy. Hes stopped by now and is just sniffing but now im imagining what would happen if he became emo and joined the emo gothy kids... Imagine with me.... I bet hed be soooo ugly.
Hm? I see Kenny walking in this direction and remember hes gonna join the emo kids right along with frenchie. Theyre prolly gonna become friends cause they- HOLY SHIT I JUST GOT THE BEST IDEA!!!!!!!!!!
"Mphm... Mphm... Mphm... Mm? Mphmm? (Titties... Titties... Titties... Hm? Cartman?)"
"Heyyyyyyy Kiinnnnyyyyyyy!!!"
"Mph...? MPH! (Hey...? HEY!)"
Then I grab im and throw im in the bathroom lockin the door! Hahaha! Phase one of my plan... Get Pip and Kenny to become friends...
"MPH MMPHM MPHM MMMPH MMMPHM MMPH!!"
"HAHSHSSSGSGSHAHAHA"
Violate my face? Yea right! Like he could!
Having them become friends shouldnt be hard. Theyre both gay pussy heartbroken faggy individuals who've been rejected! Now time for more spying! Aw fuck theres no more snacks in my pocket!
"Mph mmphm mph mmm-"
"Huh? Whos there?"
"Mph?! (Pip?!)"
"Kenny?!"
"Mphm mph mmm mph?? (What are you doing in here??)"
"Having a break down. And you?"
"Mph mp- Mph mphm? Mmm..? (Cartman ju- Wait a break down? Why..?)
"Rejection... Life."
"Mmphm... Mphm.. Mph mphmm mm... (Rejection... Actually.. I have that same problem...)"
"Do you?"
"Mph. Mphm mph mmph... (Yea. Butters rejected me....)"
"Oh dear you poor soul..."
"Mphm mm mph? (Who rejected you?)"
"Damien did... Rather harshly if I do say so myself.."
"Mph... Mphm... (Oh... Sorry...)"
...
Is anyone gonna speak? Im getting bored goddamnit!
"Mph... (Hey...)"
"Yes Kenny?
FINALLY-
"Mph mm mphm... Mph mm? (Do you wanna... Hang out sometime?)"
"You mean... As..... Friends...?"
"Mph. (Sure.)"
"Oh how delightful! My first friend!"
"Mph mmm mmphm mph mphmm? (I thought Damien was your first?)"
"According to him we arent and never were..."
"Mphm. Mphmm! Mphm mmph mph mmph mmphm mph! (Asshole. C'mon! Lets get outa here and beat Cartmans ass!)"
"Oh I dont think-"
"Mphmmm! (C'mooonnnn!)"
"Oh alright Kenny!"
YESSSS YEAAAAA
Step 1 complete!
I quickly unlock the door and run full speed into a locker to hide but the lockers too fucking small! I kick it. Shitty locker!
"MMPHM! (CARTMAN!)"
Shit. Kennys chasing me now. Shitshitshit-
"Kenny dont you ever have this feeling when your heart tells you to stop but you cannot because the other person wouldnt like to?"
VOUS LISEZ
Gay f@gs ●Dip+Bunny story told by a fat bastard●
ComédieAfter witnessing the harsh rejections that killed Dip and Bunny, Cartman wouldn't stand for it. He had worked too hard to watch his two favorite not cannon ships crumble. So he decided it was time for another plan. A different plan. One that would m...
