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Part 19: An amazing idea

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"GUYS THERES SEX TOYS IN THE TEACHERS LOUNGE!"

"Awe come on Clyde! The teachers lounge is for teachers not sex starved teenagers!"

"Well did you want them to start pulling their dicks out while youre tryna teach?"

Jesus Christ..... I have to fix this... We cant keep dealing with that.... But on a less disgusting and more serious note, more kids have gone missing. Tweek, Wendy, Brimmy... And it wouldve been me too if I didnt stop talking to Kenny. Im all alone now.... Style is like literally dead... Not to mention Butters has like literally been evil eyeing everyone who even looks at Kenny. Im like literally sad right now. I like literally need food. Like literally.

"Um... I have to tell you something."

"Not now cupid me. Im thinking."

"But-"

"Go away im thinking I said."

"Jeez..."

Good. Cupid me is gone so now I can think clearly. Oh! Its probably some type of magic! So I just have to use magic to fix it! Cause Butters is definitely not a "Please notice me senpai nyah!🥺🔪" type of guy. Hes more of a "Im not gay but I like you. Lets date. But im not gay ^.^" and Dip is definitely not a "Sex 24/7 😏💦" type of couple. More like a "Holding hands and sharing juice boxes >.<"

Ive got it! I kill myself, go to hell, make a deal with the devil to get super powers and be alive again, become alive again with again with super powers and fix Dip and Bunny! Im so smart!

"May I be excused? I have to kill myself!"

"....Okay. Go on Eric. Now as I was saying. The area of a shoelace     "

Good. Im off to kill myself! Walking down the hallway.... Now what in this school would help me kill myself...? Hm.... Oh! I could make that stupid fucking jew mad and have him kill.... Oh right... Um..... OH! I do it the way frenchie did! Pencil in my eye! Now this is a school so there should be pencils everywhere!

Ah right there! Convenient place for a pencil. Right in the middle of the floor! Now... I have to.. Just stick it... Ah jesus this is nerve wrecking..... Right in there... Okay on 3.... 1....2..........3!

"AHHHH SHHIITTTTTT WEEEEAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH(why the hell am I still screaming?)HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH(why is this taking so long?)HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHWAIT. Pip used a pen not a pencil. Hm.... Ah a conveniently placed pen. Now to- AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-"