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i liked their recolor, so i wrote a whole fanfic about it bcz yes
enjoy!
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It was a scorching summer day in Italy. And per usual, everyone in Italy were inside their houses. Cooling off with air conditioners, fans, and even ice cream. Same thing at the Passione's house. Kinda.
The gang sat down in the living room. A broken fan facing them and turning slowly towards many directions, a few breezes that can barely be felt hit places that shouldn't be hit. As if it had beef with the gang. (aerosmith hit it while flying across the house).
"Why the fuck is this fan not working." Mista raged. "Because SOMEONE decided that he could let his stand play in the living room." Fugo replied, glaring at Narancia. Narancia stared at the floor, avoiding eye contact with Fugo. "Fugo! Language!" Bruno yelled, not too loud tho. "Well, what do we do now? It's hot as hell and this shitty fan isn't working." Mista was nagging. Giorno, as the usual calm boy he is, didn't complain or do anything about the heat that permeated in the room. "First, language! Second, I don't know." Bruno answered. Mista let out a long sigh as Narancia kicked his legs in annoyance. "It's so hoooooot!!!!" He nagged. "Tf am I supposed to do? Stop kicking me!!" Fugo hit Narancia. "Fugo! Don't hit Narancia!" Bruno yelled. Fugo rolled his eyes and sat somewhere else.
As Giorno wanted to speak, they heard a loud shriek coming from upstairs. Everyone immediately recognized the voice. Abbacchio's.
They heard whimpers and sobs come from the man. The gang was flummoxed. The usual tough and mean guy... was crying?
Bruno left the living room to check out what was wrong, as soon as he reached the stairs, they heard angry footsteps climbing down.
"wHO THE FUCK PUT BLEACH IN MY SHAMPOO!??" The man hollered. The whole gang looked at him with a surprised look.
Abbacchio was somehow different. His clothes were the same, his body was the same. But his main popularity wasn't there.
His hair was blonde. With his usual egg shell pink.
Mista and Narancia burst out laughing while Giorno and Fugo stared in shock.
"Welcome to the blonde club, Abbacchio." Giorno sneered. Abbacchio raged. "YO ASS THINK THIS SHIT IS A JOKE??? DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHY I DYED MY HAIR IN THE FIRST PLACE!???" Abbacchio yelled as he stepped closer to Giorno until Bucciaratti stopped him.
"Calm down Abbacchio. I'm sure that this was a mistake. Now, what happened?" Bruno calmly asked while trying to 'comfort' Abbacchio. Abbacchio just scoffed and started to explain:
"Well, since it was hot asf I decided to take a cold shower. And after I put the shampoo on my head I saw a light purple mixture dropping from my head. I thought it was the shampoo water UNTIL I TOOK A LOOK AT THE FUCKING MIRROR.
AND I KNOW DAMN WELL WHO'S RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS." Everyone knew that he was going to point at Giorno. And well he did.
Giorno stopped sipping on his cinnamon tea and stared at Abbacchio.
"Abbacchio. Why tf would I wanna pour bleach into your shampoo? What's the point in that?"
"I DON'T KNOW. I JUST KNOW THAT ONE OF YOU RETARDS DID IT. AND AS THE GAY AUTISTIC SHIT YOU ARE I THINK IT'S YOU!"
By now, Narancia and Mista were dying of laughter and Fugo just left to his room. He was too tired to deal with this nonsense.
"Okay. Who did it? Sound off." Bruno asked. He took a deep look at everyone in the room and then at Abbacchio, who was furious. Mista and Narancia took one deep look at each other, and decided to confess.
"Okay. Mista and I did it. We wanted to see if your hair was dyed." Narancia grinned.
"And it was! It worked!" He fist bumped Mista as they laughed even harder. Abbacchio looked at them with severe hatred in his eyes, like he was about to murder them. "You little shits I swear-" Before he could finish his sentence, he was interrupted by a concerned Bruno.
"Abbacchio. Calm down. I'll talk to them." Abbacchio nodded, then left to his room. Still outraged by what had just happened. Narancia and Mista giggled gleefully at each other.
Their prank worked, and now they have to see a blonde Abbacchio until he gets his hair dyed again.
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hope yall enjoyed. Also it's been a while since I last posted here lmao.
