Chris chambers x reader

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As soon as we saw chopper we all burst out into laughter, chopper wasn't a scary dog. He was actually pretty cute.

"That's chopper?" Gordie said laughing

Chopper was my first lesson on the vast difference between myth and reality.

"Come on choppy, kiss my ass choppy." Teddy said while rubbing his ass on the fence.

Milo quickly came running over
"Stop teasing my dog , you hear me? Stop teasing him!"
"Son, I'm gonna beat your ass teasing my dog like that."
Were some of the things milo said

"Yeah, I'd like to see you try to climb over this fence fatass." Teddy said

"Don't you call me that, you little tin weasel, peckerwood looney son." Milo replied

Milo had just called Teddys dad a looney, and we all knew how much Teddy cared for his dad.

"What did you just call me?" Teddy asked with a serious look on his face

"I know who you are, your Teddy Duchamp. Your dads a looney, a looney up in the nuthouse in togus. He put your ear to a stove and he burnt it off." Milo replied

Oh shit, this isn't gonna go well. That's what I thought.

"My father stormed the beach at Normandy."

"He's crazier than a shit house rat, no wonder your acting the way you are, with a looney for a father." Milo laughed

"Call my dad a looney again, and I'll kill you." Teddy said, we all knew he wasn't joking.

"Looney, looney, looney." Milo sang

Teddy jumped up onto the fence and yelled "I'm gonna rip your head off and shit down your neck."

Chris and Gordie got Teddy off the fence

"Come on and try it you little slimy bastard." Milo yelled

"Why don't you go over there so he cant beat the piss out of you and than report you to the cops." Chris yelled while holding Teddy back.

"You watch your mouth smart mouth smart guy, let him do his own fighting." Milo said

"Yeah sure, you only outweigh him by 500 pounds fatass!" Gordie yelled

"I know your name, your lachance I know everyone of you guys and all of your fathers are gonna get a call from me, except for the looney up in togus." Milo said

Teddy got up on the fence again and started yelling that he'd kill him, but Chris quickly pulled him away.

While Milo yelled at us to come back here we walked back onto the trail

"He stormed the beach you faggot!" Teddy yelled.

As we were following the tracks Teddy was crying. I'd never seen any of them cry, ever. Well except for vern. So this was strange

"He ranked my old man.." Teddy said through tears

I wondered how Teddy could care so much about his Dad, who practically killed him. And I couldn't give a shot about my own dad who hadn't laid a hand on me since I was 9.

"Why do you care what a fat old pile of shit says about your dad?"
Chris said

"Yeah, he still stormed the beach at Normandy right?" I added

"Just forget it." Teddy said through tears

"Do you think that old pile of shit was at Normandy?" Vern said