𝙲𝚑𝚎𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚛𝚎

①

"１ｓｔ ＰＯＶ"

It's already been a few months ever since I got transported into this unknown world...sigh...when will that shitty lightning come back!? Can't it see that I'm struggling with this poor, unfortunate life!?

I've been loitering around in search of food since the very first day just to survive. I want my lavish life back...one where I only worry about what flavor of tea I should try next...sigh

Adults here are such workaholics, teenagers on the other hand are quite the troublemakers, riding around in these strange carriages and hurting each other till the other one bleeds or passes out. Just what kind of twisted world did that stupid lightning bring me to!?

I couldn't even understand the language when I got here! I was so lost, I felt like a dumb stray cat, which is false! I'll have everyone know that I'm a genius! It's a good thing that I've made an effort of taking trips to kindergarten every day just to understand what the hell these people are saying!

sigh

But, there's this one family who's kind enough to always prepare me food, especially that one blonde-haired girl who would always wait for me to arrive and finish my food before giving me head pats and leaving. I feel like a queen already-minus the castle.

Their house is quite the strange structure, it's connected to this weird studio where kids would beat each other up while the adults would just watch. How amusing, are they training them for war?

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'It's already dark, gotta find a shelter real quick' I sat by the sidewalk, waiting for the lights to turn red before walking across the busy street.

Although, there's this blonde teenage boy with a strange haircut who's looking at me weirdly...it's giving me the shivers, what does he want!? I'm just a cat! Or is he charmed by my gorgeous self? Hoho, I'm flattered~

"You're coming home with me" I didn't have time to react when I felt my body being lifted and carried away

The next thing I know, I'm intruding in someone's home-

"Mom, I'm home!"
The boy called out

"Welcome back, Chifuyu...oh? Is that a cat?"
Hmm, so Chifuyu is his name? I tilt my head up to look at his face. I must say, he's quite the looker-he would be even cuter if it weren't for his hair. Seriously, what's with teenagers and the strange hairstyles? It's so jologs.
❨Jologs= uncool; unrefined; out of fashion; punk; teenager from a squatter area.❩

Huh, maybe he's a punk. Who knows?

"I'm keeping this cat, Mom!"
This boy named 'Chifuyu' stormed to his room with a frown on his face-or is it a pout? meh.

"Do you even know how to take care of a cat!?" Oh boy, his mom is surely getting annoyed by this. I'll probably just leave if I don't find this new home comfy or exciting

"I'll at least try!"
Chifuyu shouts back before slamming his bedroom door close. Sheesh, do kids these days just straight-up disrespect their parents? Where's this kid's dad anyway? I'll have him know that he hasn't thoroughly taught his son some manners.

Chifuyu gently puts me down on his bed, I stare up at him and tilt my head before letting out a 'meow'

"Hmmm, what should I name you?"
...fuck. At least think of something good-

"What about Peke J?"
excuse me!? I quickly hissed at him, my pupils turning slit. That's the shittiest name I've ever heard!

"O-Ok! Ok! I guess not peke J, huh?"
Absolutely not!

"How about Chifuyu junior?"
I hiss again. I am so close to turning your legs into a scratching post right meow! do not try my pawtience!

"Um- what about...Mimi?"
I shook my head no. Mimi's too basic, nice try though

"Catty?"
try again buddy

"...Sushi? Tempura? Onigiri?"
are you serious? I deadpanned, if I was in my human form, I would be pinching the bridge of my nose right meow

...

10 minutes have passed and he continued to give me random names, mostly taking inspiration from food...

Guess I should take this matter to my own paws, huh? I stood on all fours before walking somewhere, Chifuyu just looked at me in confusion

Where does that idiot put his notebooks and pen!? Oh, there it is. I dragged back a piece of paper and a pencil to Chifuyu and started to roughly write '(Y/n)' on the paper, Chifuyu was just staring with stars in his eyes

I sat back and pushed the paper to Chifuyu, he picked it up and stares at it, clearly amazed.

"My cat is a genius!"
He suddenly exclaimed out loud and I just smirk. It's a good thing you know

To be continued...