My Sister's Boyfriend Is A Big Red Flag

C H A P T E R F I V E

•Crush is it? •

I FROWNED AS i saw James acting so funny on the side of our room. He's sitting on the floor with his forehead on the wall while gritting his nail and smiling like a crazy, my face bittered as i saw him searching for something.

“Huy, what are you doing?” i asked him as i dried my hair with my towel, fresh from bath. He grinned, “Well... There's someone who turned me off and on at the same time and i am searching why is it like that.” he answered with a proud smile.

I frowned and pout, “Oh..” i realized who he's pertaining. I smirked, “That Ryan guy? I thought you don't want him anymore...?” i asked.

He sighed and smiled flatly, his lips are thin, “Beshie ko, ang mga gwapo hindi dapat inaayawan iyan. Malay mo hindi lang iyan gwapo, matalino pa at malaki... MALAKI!” he wiggled his eyebrow as he laughed hard.

I grimaced, “So innocent of you, huh.” i sarcastically said with no words to think.

He laughed again. He then flipped his imaginary long hair like every models or beauty candidates, “Well, very very innocent.” he agreed which made me rolled my eyes as i comb my hair and return the towel on where i get it earlier.

He yawned, “Ibig kong sabihin malaki... MALAKI ang tiwala na maiibigay saiyo!” bawi niya sa depensang boses. I tsked, “You sounds so much defensive for me to don't believe you.” i laughed.

He rolled his eyes, “Malaki din ang pag-asa na mamahalin ka, iyon ang isa sa mga MALALAKI. At.. AT! Malaki din ang...” pinakita niya ang mga daliri na tila ba may winawaldas siya, “Money!” he shouted and laughed at his joke.

Nahawa na lang ako sa tawa niya at napailing-iling, “What a joke.” i burned him.

He snorted, “Epal. Papansin. Kj. Killjoy. Pero malay mo...malaki din ang alaga—”nagkatinginan kami at pinanlakihan ko siya ng mga mata at tumatawa siyang nanlaki din ang mga mata sa akin habang nakatagilid ang mga ulo namin.

Tinuro ko siya na mas ikinahalakhak niya at ibinaba ko lang din ang daliri ko matapos ang ilang segundo, “Inosente ko talaga!” ungot niya pa,“Alaga na tinutukoy ko hindi baril, ah?! Yung aso, pusa, manok, tigre, lion, buwaya, anaconda—HAHAHA!” natawa na naman siya dahil kung saan-saang ka-berdehan na naman napupunta ang mga sinasabi niya.

Tinuro ko siya ulit, “Iyang bibig mo... Hindi lang pasmado, matalas at bastos din, eh, noh?!” sigaw ko sa kanya na ikinahalakhak niya lang. Para bang sobrang nakakatawa ang sinabi ko.

I tsked, “Ikaw kasi beshie ko, eh!” pansisisi niya at ngumuso. Pinag-krus niya ang mga braso, “Ang ino-inosente ko dinudumihan mo. Apaka-ano mo talaga...! Bad influence ka, uy parang ano, tsk!” sigaw niya sa akin na para bang kasalanan ko talaga.

I rolled my eyes, “Huwag ako ang sisihin mo, Axziel James Leonard X. Quirito, ah. Iyang mga manhwa, manga, series, movies at novels na pinagbabasa mo ang sisihin mo. May warning na nga na rated eighteen, babasahin mo pa tapos ngayon gaganyan ganyan ang emote mo ngayon? Eh, kung tablahin kaya kitang bakla ka na adik sa mga r-18 chapters, ha?!” sigaw ko sa kaniya na ikinanguso niya.

“Uy! Foul iyon, ah! Ba't mo ako ni-rereal talk, ha? May galit ka sa akin?” paawa fortune niya pa. He even made his eyes looked like watering, akala mo iiyak na talaga. But if i know, he just want me to pity him.