Ice-Cube: This is horrible! This is the most humiliating thing to ever happen to me!
Taco: Oh-? Even more humiliating than-
Ice-Cube: We are not doing this!
Ice-Cube: If you got arrested what would be the charges?
Book: Theft.
Taco: Disturbing the peace.
Lollipop: Aggravated assault.
Saw: Arson.
Gaty: All of the above. In that order, probably.
*Squad reactions to being told ‘I love you’*
Book: Thanks fam!
Lollipop: Oh no.
Saw: *cries* I love you too.
Gaty: Sounds fake, but okay.
Taco: *A flustered mess*
Ice-Cube: Can I get a refund?
Taco: There are three chairs and five kids. What do you do?
Saw: Get two more chairs.
Lollipop: Cut each chair in half to make six.
Book: Make them FIGHT for their seats!
Ice-Cube: I would never be near children.
Gaty: Get rid of two kids.
Ice-Cube: Wait. Where's Book? They love Dungeons and Dragons.
Taco: I thought you invited them.
Lollipop: Uh, I thought Saw invited them.
Saw: I thought Gaty invited them.
Gaty: I never invite them.
*The Squad with cigarettes*
Lollipop: I smoke regularly.
Book: I smoke sparingly.
Ice-Cube: I smoked once, but I didn't care for it.
Gaty: I've never smoked, but the idea intrigues me.
Saw: I've never smoked, and I refuse to do so.
Taco: What's a cigarette?
Taco: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the things you lost throughout your life.
Lollipop: It would be nice to have my sense of purpose back...
Book: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this.
Gaty: My will to live! I haven't seen this in years.
Ice-Cube: I knew I lost that potential somewhere.
Saw: Mental stability, my old friend!
Taco: Jesus, could you guys lighten up a little?
Gaty: Saw is too tall for me to kiss them on the lips. What should I do?
Ice-Cube: Punch them in the stomach. Then, when they double over in pain, kiss them.
Taco: Tackle them!
Book: Dump them.
Lollipop: Kick them in the shin!
Saw: No to all of those! Just ask me to lean down!!
Saw: You know, when Taco comes over, Book can get a little…
Gaty: Psycho?
Ice-Cube: Scary?
Lollipop: Drunk?
Saw: All three.
Gaty: If you put 'violently' in front of anything to describe your action, it becomes funnier.
Gaty: Violently practices.
Ice-Cube: Violently studies.
Taco: Violently sleeps.
Book: Violently shoots pictures.
Saw: Violently boxes.
Lollipop: Violently murders people.
Taco: Violently worries about the previous statement.
Lollipop: Stressed.
Taco: Depressed.
Saw: Possessed.
Book: Obsessed.
Gaty: Impressed.
Ice-Cube: Chicken breast.
Everyone: ...What?
Ice-Cube: I just wanted to join in.
Lollipop to Book, who’s about to get married: Today, two families are becoming one.
Taco, in an ominous voice: Two families enter, one family leaves.
Saw: That sounds so threatening…
Ice-Cube: The Wedding Games…
Gaty: May the bouquet toss be ever in your favor.
Book: Beautiful.
Lollipop: Fuck all of you!
Lollipop: A butterfly! Hey, little guy, gal or nonbinary pal!
Book: Can a butterfly be nonbinary?
Lollipop: I mean, maybe? I don't judge.
Saw, staring dreamily out of the window: Ah, have you ever imagine having butterfly wings? Then-
Taco: Then it would be inconvenient as fuck. Your wings would smack every doorframe and your clothes would have to have holes in the back.
Ice-Cube: Also, your wing's paper thin, so even a six year old aimed a NERF gun at it would... Yeah...
Gaty: *sips coffee* According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a-
Saw: No, nononono. You fuckers have already shattered my dream, you don't get the fucking privilege to make that reference.
Book: Also, it's about a butterfly, not a bee... Why would you make that reference?
Lollipop: You clearly have not lived with them long enough.
