Gelatin: Would anyone know any good vendors for professional-quality brass knuckles?
Firey-Jr: I know you’re joking, but you say the scariest shit sometimes.
Gelatin: *texting* Hey can you pick me up I’m drunk.
Gelatin: Oh you don't have to anymore. I'm home now.
Donut: Yes, I'm aware of that after dropping you off at home.
Bracelety: Christmas lights?
Firey-Jr: Check.
Barf-Bag: Thermos of hot cocoa?
Firey-Jr: Check.
Bomby: Santa suits?
Firey-Jr: Check.
Naily: Shovel?
Firey-Jr: Check.
Gelatin: Alibi and bail money?
Firey-Jr: Check- wait, WHAT?!
Bracelety: Coca Cola can remove rust from metal, imagine what it’s doing to your body.
Bomby: Pfff, getting rid of the rust, idiot.
Bracelety: THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS!
Naily: Hmm... I've been drinking soda and my body's rust free... not sure where you're getting your facts from...
Donut: Sometimes, I don’t realize an event was traumatic until I tell it as a funny story and notice everyone is staring at me weird.
Donut, to Gelatin: All right, let’s tell each other a secret about ourselves. I’m going to go first– I hate you.
Firey-Jr: I should've left you on that street corner where you were standing.
Spongy: But ya' didn't!
Bracelety: Not gonna lie, I'm kind of afraid of Spongy...
Gelatin: As you should be.
Bracelety: No, for real, they're kind of-
Gelatin: As. You. Should. Be.
Naily: Caw caw, motherfuckers.
Gelatin: What did you guys get in your yearbook?
Bracelety: 'Prettiest Smile'
Donut: 'Nicest Personality'
Firey-Jr: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'
Barf-Bag: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'
Gelatin: You’re a loose cannon, Naily.
Naily: No, I’m not. I’m a cannon, maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me?
Spongy: I think you play by your own rules.
Barf-Bag: No way, they think rules were made to be broken.
Gelatin: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon.
Naily: No, I’m just a reckless renegade. Donut is a loose cannon.
Donut: *smashes a chair* Aah! You shut your trap, Naily!
Barf-Bag: I’d say Donut’s more of a cop on the edge with nothing to lose. That’s an entirely different thing.
Spongy: Now I’m just confused. Is Naily a loose cannon or not?
Gelatin: All right, put on a pot of coffee. We’re gonna get to the bottom of this.
Naily: *groans*
Donut: Aw, man.
Firey-Jr: Arson? Oh, you mean "crime brûlée".
Gelatin: We’re having a moment, aren’t we?
Bomby: If by 'a moment' you mean me not wanting to strangle you for the first time since we met, then I guess we are.
Firey-Jr: Am I going to far?
Spongy: No, no, no. You went too far about 7 hours ago. Now you’re going to prison.
Bracelety: It’s too early in the morning for this.
*sent at 11:57 AM*
Firey-Jr: We’ve been conducting an ongoing study to see what Gelatin will and will not eat.
Bracelety: Grass? Yes!
Firey-Jr: Moss? Yes!!
Bracelety: Leaves? Ohh, yes!
Firey-Jr: Shoelaces? Strange but true!
Bracelety: Worms? Sometimes!
Firey-Jr: Rocks? Usually nah.
Bracelety: Twigs? Usually!
Firey-Jr: Barf-Bag's cooking? Inconclusive!
Spongy: How did you… test this?
Firey-Jr: You just hand them stuff and say ‘eat this’ and if they eat it, they eat it.
Spongy: ... I don’t know how to feel about this.
Barf-Bag: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?
Donut: Would you slap Bracelety-
Bomby: Yes.
Donut: I didn't even finish!
Bomby: Sorry, continue.
Donut: Would you slap Bracelety for 10 dollars?
Bomby: I would do it for free.
Bracelety: Rude...
