ask the countryhumans! (REQUESTS CLOSED)

the world's opinion on Canada

UN: oh, this is gonna be fun! Let's start with his family. France, Britain!
France: oui?
Britain: yes?
UN: what are your thoughts on Canada?
France: oh I love my son! He's so kind.
Britain: I think he's amazing but he could do better with his military.
UN: hm... Now siblings! New Zealand!
NZ: yeah?
UN: what are your thoughts on Canada?
NZ: oh he's my favorite sibling.
Australia: b-but I thought I was...
NZ: meh.
UN: now Australia?
Australia: oh I love my mate! But he could do better with his military.
UN: huh... Your not the first to say that.. America? What are your thoughts on this?
America: oh I love my bro! But like Australia, he could do way better with his military.
*Canada behind a wall*
Canada:*sighs and walks away*

UN: ok! Now for his friends! Ukraine, what are your thoughts on Canada?
Ukraine: oh he's my best friend! And he's been very helpful during the whole war with my brother...
UN: oh that's good! Germany, any thoughts on Canada?
Germany: ja he is a good person and one of my good friends but he need to do better with his military.
UN: ...Italy?
Italy: oh I love Canada ~! Accept for his pizza...
UN: hm.. Japan?
Japan: I think he needs to do better with his military.
UN: Nordics?
Denmark: he's kind but he needs to do better with his military.
Finland: yeah..
Norway: he is a sweet boy.
Sweden: yes he is but as Denmark said, he needs to do better with his military.
Island: yeah.
UN: ... Oh. "God that must be tough on the poor boy.."

UN: now for none-allies! China?
China: I only like him because of his products. If not, I guess he has a nice personality.
UN: north-korea?
NK: I don't like him at all.
UN: oh.. uh, Russia? What do you think about Canada?
Russia: he's kind but an enemy. Plus, he is family membered with my worst enemies.
Even he can be scary at times. But he isn't that much of a threat to me.
UN:"jeez... That's gonna be tough for him..."
*Canada walks away from behind a wall*
Canada: I knew it... *Tears up*

(Wow... I never knew they where so harsh on him..)

-UN

Translations:

French:
Oui = yes