Why is Soviet scary?

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Russia: папа, why are you so scary?
Soviet: because I am.
Russia: details father.
Soviet: because I am strong.
Russia: do you fear anyone?
Soviet: no.
Russia: not even Canada..?
Soviet: *freezes*
Russia: father..?
Soviet: never talk about that boy ever again.
Russia: but fathe- *Soviet's strangles Russia*
Soviet: I said never again!
Russia: f-father.. *grunts*
Canada: Russia!! *Drop kicks Soviet* (yeah, Canada has a thing for drop kicking)
*Soviet falls to the ground and Canada pushes on his neck with his foot*
Canada: apologize. *Glares coldly*
Soviet: *grunts* w-what!?
Canada: *puts more pressure* did I stutter?
Soviet: I'm sorry! *Gasps as Canada takes his foot off*
Canada: are you ok Russia? *Turns from a cold glare to a worried look*
Russia: D-da...
Soviet: *rubs neck* еб...

(Well I'm not sure what happened, I had Russia ask for me.. all I saw was Russia zoning out, Soviet rubbing his neck with a big red mark on it and Canada skipping away..)

-UN

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