Codename: Kid's Next Door Ficlets

Rainbow Monkey Replacement

Requested byBabySansAU
Ship: Kuki X Wally
TW: None
Word count: 1095
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Wallabee Beetles, The combat specialist of Sector V, A bully who could give you a permanent wedgie or a noogie so hard it left you with a bald spot, capable of taking on things that his size shouldn't allow him too with immense strength and without a single sense of fear, The only weakness this big strong bully would have is being allergic to coconut right? Well... Not exactly. There were a few things that held him back, Off the top of his head it would be that he gets attached to things too easily, Has severe trust issues, An extremely complex relationship with femininity and masculinity as well as some other trauma from his past, But his biggest weakness is by far would be his crush on Kuki Sanban, Who was by far is most well known weakness. He'd do just about anything for her, What he was about to do to keep her happy proved it as well

It had happened earlier in the day, Wally had been roughhousing and causing some havoc, after all what do you expect from Sector V's strongest member? However everyone was either busy or wasn't interested, leaving Wally to roughhouse and mess stuff up by himself which was a real bummer for him. So he began looking for something he could use as a replacement for a human being, eventually finding one of Kuki's rainbow monkeys. He gave it a few tests before deciding it would be a perfect replacement for a human being and began roughhousing, figuring he could be as rough as he wanted with it since it was a plushie and not an actual person, However there was one thing he didn't consider. That being the tear factor. While Rainbow monkeys were made oh so very round and super chunky, they were made to bring love wherever they go, Not to be roughhoused and tossed around by an aggressive Australian boy with anger issues. Due to this Wally ended up accidentally tearing the rainbow monkey, Kuki having walked into the room at just the exact moment to witness the murder of one of her rainbow monkeys and fled the scene in tears, leaving Wally in the room with the torn rainbow monkey to try and think of a way to make it up to her. As it was stated earlier Wally had a massive crush on Kuki which made him incredibly weak towards her, Doing pretty much anything for her if it means it keeps her happy, knowing that he'd never forgive himself if he were to upset her which lead to him pacing back and forth in his room thinking of a way to apologize to her "Think... Think! How can you make it up to her?" Maybe he could get her flowers? Or pastries? "Nah.. She'd still be mad at me no matter how many flowers I gave her... Come onnn- What did you do to apologize to her the last time something like this happened?" He began to think about past events similar to this, eventually remembering the incident with Mr. Huggykins and realizing what had to be done "I am gonna hate this so much..."

Later in the evening Kuki heard a knock at her door "Go Away! I'm mourning the loss of one of my beloved rainbow monkeys!" Kuki Sobbed as she heard the person at the door knock once again, which continued until Kuki gave in and decided to see who had disturbed her during her time of mourning "What do you- want..?" Kuki was caught off guard by the sight of Numbuh 4 at her door, but that wasn't exactly the part that surprised her. It was more or so the fact he was dressed up in a rainbow monkey Onesie that mimicked the appearance of the Rainbow monkey that she had lost earlier that morning with a beautiful orange coat, as well as holding a brand new rainbow Monkey to make up for the loss of the old one, It was twice the size of Wally and was a nice shade of pink. Kuki looked at what lay in front of her with surprise as she looked back to wally, who was red in the face and avoiding eye contact "H-Here... But just so you know it's not because I feel bad about accidentally breaking one of your stupid rainbow cruddies-! Numbuh 1 just forced me to apologize is all..." Wally muttered, embarrassed as a grin began to spread across Kuki's face before she began dragging him and her new rainbow monkey friends into her room. The next few hours were spent surrounded by rainbow monkeys, playing games and having tea parties while wally was trying to remain sane ' 'your doing this to apologize to her your doing this to apologize to her your doing this to apologize-' ' His train of thoughts were soon interrupted by Kuki "Hey Wally?" "Eh-? Yeah?" Wally responded, Soon getting caught off guard by getting hugged by kuki "Thank you for doing this to cheer me up, I really appreciate it Wally!" Numbuh 4's face immediately flushed "L-Like I said Numbuh 1's making me do this- It's not like a Actually care about your stupid rainbow monkeys or anything-" "Still!" Kuki beamed as she squeezed Wally, who knew he was gonna hate himself after what he was about to do. After Kuki squeezed him, Wally ended up doing the rainbow monkey share and care sigh, which immediately sent some sort of euphoria towards Kuki who immediately began trying to get him to do it again "Again! Again!!" "No-! That's the only time I'm doing that!" "Please..?" "Mm... Fine- But this is the last time I'm doing that!" "Hehe, Yay" She celebrated as she squeezed Wally, prompting him to make the rainbow monkey sighing sound afterwards

"Hmm~ Hey Wally? Would you mind if I gave you something? Ya know as a thank you for cheering me up and apologizing for breaking my rainbow monkey?" "Eh? Sure, What is it?" Wally asked, Expecting a pat on the back, some sweets or something like that, but was instead kissed on the forehead by Kuki and felt his face immediately begin to heat up "Hehehe~" Kuki giggled, eventually noticing the silence "Wally?" She cheeked on wally who was motionless in her arms and appeared to be passed out "Wally? Helllllooooo?" She attempted to shake him awake but to no avail "......oh god i think i killed him-"

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