dorcas + barty
Dorcas: hey barty
barty: what do you want
dorcas: can I steal your red glasses
barty: no
dorcas: if you don't I'll tell evan you like him
barty: meet me outside the computer block at break
dorcas: Yessss
barty: I hope you drown
dorcas: ❤
barty: this is blackmail
dorcas: bro your like... the king of blackmail
barty: fuck yeah I am.
barty: what about it.dorcas: oh nothing
~skittles (we all need therapy)~
regulus: dorcas did you steal barty's red glasses by any chance
dorcas: why yes I did
regulus: oh,well you look cool
barty: I will actually fucking punch you
pandora: chill barty
barty: no.
evan: litteraly just buy your own dorcas https://www.amazon.co.uk/SEIUKS-Sunglasses-Unisex-Glasses-Protection/dp/B0BDRS9Q48/ref=asc_df_B0BDRS9Q48/?tag=googshopuk-21&linkCode=df0&hvadid=633907696536&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=8180826929781403172&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=t&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9046664&hvtargid=pla-1894450000488&psc=1
evan: damn why the link so bigdorcas: no <3
regulus: anyways, dorcas, can you meet me on the football feild
regulus: im practicing some drills for when we have matches againdorcas: sure
James + marlene
james: hey marlene?
marlene: yes
james: can you meet me on the football feild? I'm practicing and need someone to play with.
james: sirius is busy and the other two hate footballmarlene: sure,just gimme a sec
-a few moments later....
marlene: JAMES FLEAMONT POTTER
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marlne: I DONT KNOW WHETHER TO SHOUT AF YOU OR BE HAPPYThe hottest mfs
marls <3: GUESS WHOS NUMBER I HAVE
marls <3: DORCAS. ITS DORCASmary: YEEEAAHHH
lily: Yay!
marls: oh btw I KNOW you had a part in this but I'm too happy to be mad
lily: phew
mary: good
skittles (we all need therapy)
dorcas: regulus black I am curentry deciding weather to punch you or kiss you
regulus: really dorcas?
regulus: you know neither of us swing that waybarty: how is this fair
barty: i threaten to punch you and you have a go
barty: but dorcas does it and its fineevan: it's because we know you'll probably go through with it
evan: and succeedbarty: true
barty: I have already figured out how to kill each of you
barty: and how to get away with itregulus: same
regulus: your not special bartybarty: 🖕
evan: speaking of special people, has anyone seen pandora?
regulus: no
dorcas: yeah me and her are skipping 5th period in the girls toilets rn because both of us hate French
dorcas: unfortunately her phones dead
dorcas: she says hiregulus: tell her we say hi back
regulus: also I agree, the French teacher only likes me because I already speak French so I get left alonebarty: Lucky bitch
barty: I'm stuck with Spanishevan: same
evan: I hate it here so fucking much omldorcas: you could all just... leave
regulus: we could
barty: Evan, in a second get up and run out the door
evan: don't tell me what to do bitch
evan: but also okEvan: ON OUR WAY OUT
dorcas: RUN RUN RUN
regulus: you guys are so stupid.
regulus: I will infact stay here because we barely have 15 minutes leftbarty: oh
~David Bowie fanclub~
remus:sorry I wasn't on my phone again
remus:I don't really care to pay attention to you idiots' antics 99.9% of the timesirius: REMUS YOUR BACK
remus: it has been
remus: TWO FUCKING DAYS
remus: CHILL THE FUCK OUTJames: hey moony!
remus: hi james
james: how would you like to be involved in a group chat dedicated to setting up marlene and this other girl
remus: oh?
remus: why haven't I already been added? of fucking course I want to be involvedpeter: I'm staying out of marlenes love life
remus: fair enough pete
remus: go on then sirius, tell me all the Internet drama you've been in in the past two days
remus: we all know you want tosirius: WELL...
notes: a VERY slytherin skittles centric chapter for you all. idk i just love them all so maich
anyway here's the little twitter snippet for this chapter
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Fucking About and Finding Out| marauders textfic
Fanfikceit's exactly what it says on the tin basically they're in highschool everyone except evan,pandora,barty and regulus are in year 11 but those are in year 10. they are in the modern era and magic doesnt exist. Jily and wolfstar are established but ma...