dorcas + barty

Dorcas: hey barty

barty: what do you want

dorcas: can I steal your red glasses

barty: no

dorcas: if you don't I'll tell evan you like him

barty: meet me outside the computer block at break

dorcas: Yessss

barty: I hope you drown

dorcas: ❤

barty: this is blackmail

dorcas: bro your like... the king of blackmail

barty: fuck yeah I am.
barty: what about it.

dorcas: oh nothing

~skittles (we all need therapy)~

regulus: dorcas did you steal barty's red glasses by any chance

dorcas: why yes I did

regulus: oh,well you look cool

barty: I will actually fucking punch you

pandora: chill barty

barty: no.

evan: litteraly just buy your own dorcas https://www.amazon.co.uk/SEIUKS-Sunglasses-Unisex-Glasses-Protection/dp/B0BDRS9Q48/ref=asc_df_B0BDRS9Q48/?tag=googshopuk-21&linkCode=df0&hvadid=633907696536&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=8180826929781403172&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=t&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9046664&hvtargid=pla-1894450000488&psc=1
evan: damn why the link so big

dorcas: no <3

regulus: anyways, dorcas, can you meet me on the football feild
regulus: im practicing some drills for when we have matches again

dorcas: sure

James + marlene

james: hey marlene?

marlene: yes

james: can you meet me on the football feild? I'm practicing and need someone to play with.
james: sirius is busy and the other two hate football

marlene: sure,just gimme a sec

-a few moments later....

marlene: JAMES FLEAMONT POTTER
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marlne: I DONT KNOW WHETHER TO SHOUT AF YOU OR BE HAPPY

The hottest mfs

marls <3: GUESS WHOS NUMBER I HAVE
marls <3: DORCAS. ITS DORCAS

mary: YEEEAAHHH

lily: Yay!

marls: oh btw I KNOW you had a part in this but I'm too happy to be mad

lily: phew

mary: good

skittles (we all need therapy)

dorcas: regulus black I am curentry deciding weather to punch you or kiss you

regulus: really dorcas?
regulus: you know neither of us swing that way

barty: how is this fair
barty: i threaten to punch you and you have a go
barty: but dorcas does it and its fine

evan: it's because we know you'll probably go through with it
evan: and succeed

barty: true
barty: I have already figured out how to kill each of you
barty: and how to get away with it

regulus: same
regulus: your not special barty

barty: 🖕

evan: speaking of special people, has anyone seen pandora?

regulus: no

dorcas: yeah me and her are skipping 5th period in the girls toilets rn because both of us hate French
dorcas: unfortunately her phones dead
dorcas: she says hi

regulus: tell her we say hi back
regulus: also I agree, the French teacher only likes me because I already speak French so I get left alone

barty: Lucky bitch
barty: I'm stuck with Spanish

evan: same
evan: I hate it here so fucking much oml

dorcas: you could all just... leave

regulus: we could

barty: Evan, in a second get up and run out the door

evan: don't tell me what to do bitch
evan: but also ok

Evan: ON OUR WAY OUT

dorcas: RUN RUN RUN

regulus: you guys are so stupid.
regulus: I will infact stay here because we barely have 15 minutes left

barty: oh

~David Bowie fanclub~

remus:sorry I wasn't on my phone again
remus:I don't really care to pay attention to you idiots' antics 99.9% of the time

sirius: REMUS YOUR BACK

remus: it has been
remus: TWO FUCKING DAYS
remus: CHILL THE FUCK OUT

James: hey moony!

remus: hi james

james: how would you like to be involved in a group chat dedicated to setting up marlene and this other girl

remus: oh?
remus: why haven't I already been added? of fucking course I want to be involved

peter: I'm staying out of marlenes love life

remus: fair enough pete
remus: go on then sirius, tell me all the Internet drama you've been in in the past two days
remus: we all know you want to

sirius: WELL...

notes: a VERY slytherin skittles centric chapter for you all. idk i just love them all so maich

anyway here's the little twitter snippet for this chapter

anyway here's the little twitter snippet for this chapter

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