it's exactly what it says on the tin basically
they're in highschool everyone except evan,pandora,barty and regulus are in year 11 but those are in year 10. they are in the modern era and magic doesnt exist.
Jily and wolfstar are established but ma...
barty: meet me outside the computer block at break
dorcas: Yessss
barty: I hope you drown
dorcas: ❤
barty: this is blackmail
dorcas: bro your like... the king of blackmail
barty: fuck yeah I am. barty: what about it.
dorcas: oh nothing
~skittles (we all need therapy)~
regulus: dorcas did you steal barty's red glasses by any chance
dorcas: why yes I did
regulus: oh,well you look cool
barty: I will actually fucking punch you
pandora: chill barty
barty: no.
evan: litteraly just buy your own dorcas https://www.amazon.co.uk/SEIUKS-Sunglasses-Unisex-Glasses-Protection/dp/B0BDRS9Q48/ref=asc_df_B0BDRS9Q48/?tag=googshopuk-21&linkCode=df0&hvadid=633907696536&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=8180826929781403172&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=t&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9046664&hvtargid=pla-1894450000488&psc=1 evan: damn why the link so big
dorcas: no <3
regulus: anyways, dorcas, can you meet me on the football feild regulus: im practicing some drills for when we have matches again
dorcas: sure
James + marlene
james: hey marlene?
marlene: yes
james: can you meet me on the football feild? I'm practicing and need someone to play with. james: sirius is busy and the other two hate football
marlene: sure,just gimme a sec
-a few moments later....
marlene: JAMES FLEAMONT POTTER Read at 1:23 marlne: I DONT KNOW WHETHER TO SHOUT AF YOU OR BE HAPPY
The hottest mfs
marls <3: GUESS WHOS NUMBER I HAVE marls <3: DORCAS. ITS DORCAS
mary: YEEEAAHHH
lily: Yay!
marls: oh btw I KNOW you had a part in this but I'm too happy to be mad
lily: phew
mary: good
skittles (we all need therapy)
dorcas: regulus black I am curentry deciding weather to punch you or kiss you
regulus: really dorcas? regulus: you know neither of us swing that way
barty: how is this fair barty: i threaten to punch you and you have a go barty: but dorcas does it and its fine
evan: it's because we know you'll probably go through with it evan: and succeed
barty: true barty: I have already figured out how to kill each of you barty: and how to get away with it
regulus: same regulus: your not special barty
barty: 🖕
evan: speaking of special people, has anyone seen pandora?
regulus: no
dorcas: yeah me and her are skipping 5th period in the girls toilets rn because both of us hate French dorcas: unfortunately her phones dead dorcas: she says hi
regulus: tell her we say hi back regulus: also I agree, the French teacher only likes me because I already speak French so I get left alone
barty: Lucky bitch barty: I'm stuck with Spanish
evan: same evan: I hate it here so fucking much oml
dorcas: you could all just... leave
regulus: we could
barty: Evan, in a second get up and run out the door
evan: don't tell me what to do bitch evan: but also ok
Evan: ON OUR WAY OUT
dorcas: RUN RUN RUN
regulus: you guys are so stupid. regulus: I will infact stay here because we barely have 15 minutes left
barty: oh
~David Bowie fanclub~
remus:sorry I wasn't on my phone again remus:I don't really care to pay attention to you idiots' antics 99.9% of the time
sirius: REMUS YOUR BACK
remus: it has been remus: TWO FUCKING DAYS remus: CHILL THE FUCK OUT
James: hey moony!
remus: hi james
james: how would you like to be involved in a group chat dedicated to setting up marlene and this other girl
remus: oh? remus: why haven't I already been added? of fucking course I want to be involved
peter: I'm staying out of marlenes love life
remus: fair enough pete remus: go on then sirius, tell me all the Internet drama you've been in in the past two days remus: we all know you want to
sirius: WELL...
notes: a VERY slytherin skittles centric chapter for you all. idk i just love them all so maich
anyway here's the little twitter snippet for this chapter
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