Fucking About and Finding Out| marauders textfic

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-Dorcas + barty-

barty: so, what if i didnt actually do anything to ask evan out 

barty: what if i just like... kissed him and faced the natural consequences

dorcas: i mean, i guess its a very barty way of asking someone out

barty: yeah but do you think it would be a good idea

dorcas: since when did you need my approval

barty:never bitch

dorcas: wait,why are you asking this?

barty: um...guess what i just did

dorcas: and? what did he do?

barty: he kissed back for a few seconds then stopped and just said he needed to go hkme and ran off. i dont know if i should take that as a good or a bad reaction

dorcas: one sec imma go use my ✨️connections✨️

-Gorgeous gorgeous girls <3-

dorcas: hey panda

dorcas: i need you to go kill your brother

pandora: can i wait until he finishes crying and ranting and unlocks his door

dorcas: no

pandora: have you been told the same story?

pandora: about  him and a certain boy

dorcas: yes, barty is also very upset and im going to send reg over before he burns anything or kills any more pigeons

pandora: good idea

pandora: i might need to break in to evans room too

-dorcas + regulus-

dorcas: hey can you go over to bartys

dorcas:im banned and dora's busy

regulus: so? im busy too

dorcas:yeah but something bad happened and we really dont want any more dead pigeons or bin fires to explain do we

regulus: i suppose not

regulus:im on my way over now

dorcas: thank you. i promise to buy you a kitkat as payment

regulus: i will hold you to this

dorcas: oh i know

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dorcas: any updates?

pandora: he hasnt done anything,he's just a bit upset. im sat with him now. ive got him to have some water

dorcas: all i know is that reggies on his way to barty

-Dorcas + regulus-

regulus:im there, had to sneak in through a window because B.C Senior wouldnt let me see him. he's explained the whole thing to me and there are no pigeon corpses or burned notebooks.

dorcas: good

regulus: now what?

dorcas: i dont know,maybe ask your brother?

regulus:ugh fine

-sirius + regulus-

regulus: dorcas needs your help. not me, this is not me admitting i need your help. but something has happened.

sirius: what is it? are you ok? did someone get hurt? do i need to come and find you?

regulus: everyone is fine physically