𝐈𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐖𝐨𝐨𝐝𝐬 - Simpbur x GN! Reader

✮Cooking is key✮

As i made my way downstairs i stared to think about what in the hell i should make 

"Uuuuh i have nothing to eat" I said as i made it to my kitchen and just stood there for a minute and started to dance to music that didn't exist 

I walked to my cupboards and pulled out some noodles and shrugged my shoulders 

"I'll go to the markets tomorrow" I thought to myself as i heated up the kettle to make my stupid noodles  

I tapped my foot as i waited for my kettle to boil but i couldn't stop thinking about that weird fuckin dono 

"And then i would kill myself after" I said as i stared into space and then realise the kettle was finished boiling, i poured the water into the cup of noodles and stirred it around for a bit before sitting on my couch and turning on the news 

"A 40 year old man was just arrested for stealing a packet of beef jerky from the gas station and a beer, before threatening the worker" The woman on the news spoke with a blank expression then it cut over to a woman in front of the 'bisexual lighting' which is just police lights  

"Oh my god bisexual lighting, nothing new and different on the news" I said as i munched on my noodles and listened to the woman talk about what the man did which was pretty self explanatory he was hungry and needed a beer 

After i finished my noodles i put them in the bin and just kind of hung around and did some editing because i kind of needed to and i also needed something to do because i was really bored 

Shortly after i called it a night because i was really tired so i flopped on my bed and went to sleep 

NEXT MORNING

"Fuckin hell, whats the time?" I said to myself as i woke up and rolled over to check the time on my clock 

"10:06 not too bad, oh shit i gotta buy food today AAAAA" I said as i slapped my hands onto my face and pulled my face downwards and i got up and got ready for the day 

I went to the bathroom did stuff in there got changed, did some more stuff and then got into my car and started to drive to a little market that was going to be set up today 

As i drove to the markets i passed a large forest place and saw a two story house 

"Who the fuck would live there? i mean probably someone hot" I said as i kept on driving to the markets 

Once i got there i hopped out of my car and started to walk around and started to buy some stuff that i kind of needed because once again i don't have shit in my house 

"Hi there this all for today?" A tall handsome man asked me as i handed him my bag of food 

"Yes thanks" I said smiling a bit trying to avoid eye contact because it was a bit awkward, this guy was like 6'6, brown fluffy hair, brown eyes and had round glasses pretty guy, most likely had a girlfriend just saying 

"Sooo um are you single?" I was a bit taken a back by the question and didn't really know how to answer 

"Um yeah haha" I said trying to laugh off my nervousness 

"Haha nice nice um that will be $26.95" He said as he brought out the card machine thing so i could tap my card 

"Thanks" I said smiling as i paid and went to grab my stuff 

"Um i'm Wilbur by the way" Wilbur said as he smiled a bit 

"Cool nice to meet you, i'm Y/n" I said as i grabbed my oranges and stuff and quickly left the weird encounter 

I walked around to other stalls and got some more food but i kept seeing Wilbur everywhere it was like he was following me but he wasn't 

After finally getting aaall of my things i slightly ran to my car but luckily i didn't see him when walking well slightly running to my car, i didn't want to actually run to my car because i would look like a fuckin idiot and look very mentally unstable even tho i am 

I hope i never see this man again..

A/N

hey sorry its short i'm once again sick just right before my birthday 

love you all stay safe <3 <3 

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