Scene cuts to the dungeon where Lumalee is singing.]
LUMALEE: ♪ Life is sad. Prison is sad. Life in prison is very, very sad. ♪
[The caged Kongs are dropped into the dungeon.]
CRANKY KONG: (grunts)
LUMALEE: Ooh! Fresh meat for the grinder.
CRANKY KONG: (sarcastically) Who's this ray of sunshine?
LUMALEE: There's no sunshine. Only darkness.
PENGUIN KING: Shut up, shut up, shut up!
[Kamek teleports in and floats by on a broom.]
KAMEK: Hello, prisoners! You don't deserve this, but you're invited to the royal wedding!
PENGUIN: Yay!
KAMEK: Where you will all be ritualistically sacrificed!
[The prisoners scream and shake their cages in panic.]
CRANKY KONG: Oh, no, no, no!
LUMALEE: Finally! Mercy...
LUIGI: (whimpers) Mario... Delilah!
Cranky Kong: wait, are you Mario’s brother?
Luigi: yeah! Have you seen Mario?
Cranky looks saddened.
Cranky Kong: sorry kid, he's gone!
Luigi looks horrified at the news of his brothers loss.
[The scene cuts to the Maw-Ray yawning and accidentally swallowing a Blooper before the camera pans to Mario and Donkey Kong inside the Maw-Ray.]
DONKEY KONG: So this is the end. Being slowly digested by an eel next to an idiot in overalls.
MARIO: Well, at least your brother and sister isn't gonna die because of you.
DONKEY KONG: At least you're not gonna die with your dad thinking you're a joke.
MARIO: Yeah, well, my dad thinks I'm a joke, too.
DONKEY KONG: Yeah, well... Your dad's right!
MARIO: You know what? I feel bad enough. Just-just leave me alone.
DONKEY KONG: I've never met your dad, but he sounds brilliant!
MARIO: Just go in a corner and smash some stuff, smash monkey!
DONKEY KONG: I...AM...MORE...THAN A GUY...WHO SMASHES THINGS!!!!!
MAW-RAY: (burps)
[The force of the Maw-Ray's burp knocks Mario and Donkey Kong into Donkey Kong's kart which still has its second rocket barrel left. Mario and Donkey Kong smugly grin at each other as they get the idea to use the rocket barrel to escape the Maw-Ray.]
MARIO: That was amazing!
DONKEY KONG: Now we're even!
