Spy x Family Stories (Majority will probably be Damianya)

Illiterate To Feelings (Damianya)

A/N: Original title - “Love Story”

Idk if the new title makes sense, but I am so f**king not going with “Love Story”. It makes it sound like it's based on Taylor Swift.

Age: Canon Age

⚠️WARNINGS:⚠️ None

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Damian's elbow rested on his desk, his head leaning against his hand. Class had been going on for 30 minutes.

But, he wasn't listening.

Instead, he was staring at a certain pinkette, who was only a row in front of him in this class.

She was asleep again.

Well... When has she ever been awake throughout a whole class?

'Gross... There's a snot bubble coming from her nose.' He thought as he saw the little bubble repeatedly shrink and get bigger every breath the girl took.

The more Damian looks at her the more he notices her features.

Her eyes were closed, so her stupid (definitely not beautiful) emerald green eyes weren't in the way of him seeing how they're complimented by her pretty eyelashes.

How soft and fluffy her luxurious hair is. With parts of it, probably tied and secured inside those strange cones.

'Wait! No! Stop that!' The boy shook his head. 'Stop thinking about her. Sh-She's ugly...! Her eyes are dull. Her hair is a mess. And... her eyelashes can't equate to mine!'

"Boss, what have you been looking at Forger for?" Ewen asked, tapping Damian on the shoulder.

That made Damian flinch. "N-Nothing...! I was just.... thinking..."

"About what?" Emile asked.

"... About...." Damian trailed off, thinking of something to say.

He then recalled his last thought, about the girl's features.

"Her weird cone things... I've just been trying to figure out what they were for...." He answered.

"Now that you brought it up... I do wonder what it's supposed to be..." Ewen said.

"Pft. Maybe they cover up bald spots?" Emile suggested, making Ewen laugh. And after failing to hold it in Damian started snickering along.

"Or maybe she has horns underneath?" Ewen threw in, while feigning fear. The other two let out airy laughs, trying their best not to be heard.

"She kinda looks like a little black cat with them...." Damian unintentionally says, as he stared at the still sleeping girl.

When he realized how silent it was beside him, he turned back to his friends who were looking at him questioningly. Waiting for any negative comments.

Damian blushed and tried to add in, "Well, black cats are bad luck. Which is totally fitting for her right? Which is why I'm more of a dog person..."

"Um... I guess...?" Emile replied.

To try and save his dignity, he tried to think of something else.

"But, what if she was hiding antennas under those things? Like some sort of alien? It would explain why she's so weird. And why, she punches like a gorilla!"

Emile snorted while Ewen rubbed his chin.

"Ewen?" Damian looked at the tall haired blonde.

"Hm? Oh. Sorry, Boss. That just reminded me of something..." Ewen answered.