A/N: This also based on a comic: https://pin.it/4OBYEic
It's Japanese though. And Google translate only translated a few things.
Age: Canon Age
⚠️Warnings:⚠️ Crack Taken Seriously
I made up names to make things easier for me.
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It was lunch time.
Students of various years went to the cafeteria to grab themselves a quick meal before their next class.
Other students however.... Went to Dining Hall 2, not for the “Pastry of Knowledge”, but for.....
"Hey, boss." Ewen called, as he poked his food with his fork while thinking.
"Yeah?" Damian replied, before bringing a spoonful of caviar to his mouth.
"Have you heard? Another pastry from the same royal chef of those macaroons, has been the talk of our school." Ewen said.
Damian was surprised for a moment, since he really wasn't expecting a new “pastry trend” so soon.
But it was quickly dismissed, when he recalled that one disappointing quiz day.
He turned back to his food, "Tch. Like it'll do anything! Don't you remember that time Stubby Legs ate one? She's either too stupid that “magic” would give up on her, or those pastries of knowledge were false advertisement this whole time."
Damian crossed his arms, "So how about we don't waste our time praying to pastries, to help us become imperial scholars. Let's just watch all the others make fools out of themselves, as they pointlessly fight over a fraud's dessert."
Ewen let out a light chuckle, "Ha! You're right. Relying on sweets is the stupidest thing ever. Especially today's rumor."
"What do you mean?" Damian asked.
"Instead of knowledge, this dessert's “powers” are love." Ewen replied.
"... Love?" Damian repeated.
"Yup!" Ewen nodded, "The dessert's called... “Rose Jelly Donuts: The Pastries of Love”..."
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He continues to explain, "Just as it's called, it's donuts filled with jam; rose jam. Rumor has it, that if you share the same donut with someone, that person will fall in love with you."
A small tint of pink bloomed in Damian's cheeks, as an image of a girl made her way to the surface of his thoughts.
He rapidly shook his head and glared at Ewen. "D-Don't tell me you believe in that crap!"
