Middle Earth One-Shots (Characters X Reader) (LOTR/TH)

24. The Scorpion of Sarn Ford [Aragron/Reader]

A.N: the amount of weird shit I had to google for this....my FBI agent definitely thinks I'm planning some fucked up crap.

Inspired: this fic was inspired by estelofrivendell's fic on tumblr: A change of heart. I adored the Assassin/Ranger relationship and had to put my own spin on it!

Pairing: Aragorn X Fem!Reader

Summary: The Scorpion of Sarn Forn is a notorious assassin. Much to Strider's dismay, they are both hired for a job.

Disclaimer: I tried my best with geography, once again, it isn't my best subject. heh!

Word count: 8.2k (idk why I'm like this)

Warnings: enemies to lovers, angst, fluff, humor that will have you peeing, blood, torture, death, murder, brief insinuation to sexual abuse (side character), creepy men that get what's coming to them, a little bit of spice, brief shirtless aragorn. this sounds very dark but I promise you its good, besides: shirtless aragorn. duh.

The Scorpion of Sarn Ford

Aragorn never thought he would be in this position. He never even anticipated such a scenario. It was, quite frankly, entirely unfathomable. Not once did it cross his mind that he might be in the same city as her, much less be forced to sit next to her at The Black Falcon Tavern and Inn with a potential contractor. You see, The Scorpion of Sarn Ford—or as Aragorn preferred to refer to her as: the heinous hellspawn that middle-earth would undoubtedly be far better off without—was a notorious assassin. She made her coin from slipping into the shadows and slaughtering her targets, leaving no trace besides a corpse—still warm from the blood that once ran through it. The men of the south-west were wise enough to be wary and the rich of such lands were stupid enough to empower her with their dark wishes. She's rumored to have a body count in the hundreds, including kings and queens. Though, that is not how she acquired her title.

Percaric Rothswood, one of the richer dukes of Anfalas, sat with them at a table in the back of the tavern. The Ranger and the Scorpion occupied the bench alongside the wooden wall, granting them both a clear vantage point of the entire establishment, while Percaric sat in a chair across from them. Aragorn's arms were folded, a small blade discreetly nestled up his sleeve, and his ale remained untouched on the table. Yet, the assassin reclined casually at his side, her dark cloak draped loosely enough to unveil the myriad of weapons adorning her attire, with two empty pints before her and a third in her hand.

The peculiar grouping drew the attention of onlookers—it was indeed an unusual gathering, particularly with the presence of the infamous Scorpion of Sarn Ford, and her form specifically beside Strider. Nervous and inquisitive gazes, hushed conversations, subtle nods, and even more overt glances from passersby and bar-sitters were all directed towards the pair. If a meeting like this were to take place, something must be going down.

"So, what's this job, Percaric, that requires a ranger and a shrew," Aragorn gruffed, his scowl as deep as the sand pits of the eastern coast.

The woman beside him snorted. "A shrew. Just what a lady wants to be called."

He shrugged. "An argumentative, ill-tempered rat. I see no difference between it and you."

She raised a brow, twisting her head to look at him. "Technically a shrew is a mole."

Aragorn sent her a glare in response.

She huffed at him. "A mole that will die if it doesn't eat every two to three hours." She picked up her ale and took a swing. "That sounds nothing like me."

"You reckon so? I bet if you didn't get new gold to chew on in that exact time frame you would also die of pompous deprivation."

A deep chuckle escaped her throat as her jaw tightened and her eyes narrowed. She turned to quip back an insult; however, Percaric nervously interrupted the hostile hires.