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frank stared at the new cleaners ass as the dude continued to vacuum the lounge room floor. frank was hella rich so he lived in a really cool mansion but he was also a slob so he needed a cleaning person. this new cleaner was pretty hot. frank wasnt even gay tho. no homo u-kno-wat-m-sayin. he suddenly got sick of the sexual tension and stood up.
"whats your name again" he yelled over sound of the vacuum.
"what" the dude yelled back. frank walked up to him and switched the vacuum off. as he bent down he felt the cleaners eyes on his own, hella hot butt.
"you have a nice butt" the cleaner said.
"i like yours too" frank replied. "whats your name"
"gerard"
"oh thats a nice name" frank commented. "i have to fire you now"
"why!!111!!11!!1!" gerard exclaimed.
"cause we're about to exchange in some really awesome anal"
"oh but cant i continue to work for you the pay is rly good"
"mm" frank thought to himself. he came to a decision. "only if you wear a french maid costume for the rest of your time here"
"ok" gerard said, smiling. he then started kissing frank and frank moaned.
"will you marry me" frank asked in a whisper.
"ok" gerard said as he jumped into franks arms.
and that is the story of how a hella rich dude fell in love with his hella hot cleaner and they liked to have a lotta hella awesome buttsecks 4ever and ever. they also made a porno called "gerard the french maid n frnk the hella rich sexy horny emo manboy". the end.
A/N
So yeah, just found this on my USB. Dedicated to Emma, who I created this for once when we were texting. Hope it brought some joy, and it's also making up for the fact that the last one was really short (like frank again lmao).
And woowowo o owo over 3k!! Love y'all xx
~~~~~Olz~~~~~~~~~
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