Fact #39

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Lixie
Did you know that octopuses have three hearts, nine brains and blue blood

Jinnie
Guess they cant be
Heart-less
Brain-less
And
They have smurf genes....

Lixie
.
If octopuses were a human I'd date them
They sound more attractive than you do

Jinnie
That's dangerous
HE has 3 hearts which means one heart could beat for you and the other two for other people

Lixie
Then again he has 9 brains which means he wouldn't do smth so stupid

Jinnie
if he had to date you, he would
Also that smurf villain is after him

Lixie
😡
Are you implying something
gargamel?

Jinnie
Yeah
Caramel

Lixie
I'm not even gonna question it

Jinnie
Good
Listen
I made dinner
Wanna come

Lixie
What did you make

Jinnie
Bread

Lixie
What..
THAT'S UR DINNER?

Jinnie
LISTEN THE 9EGINAL THING I WAS MAKING
BURTN.

Lixie
WHAT WERE U MAKING
IS the bread handmade

Jinnie
Uhm
You see I was making
Noodles..
Also its store bought

Lixie
You know what
I'm.not veen gonna ask how you burnt simple noodles

Jinnie
I was making a picture of the noodles but then my phone fell in so I stressed out anf tried to take it out but accidentally let the pan fell on the fire and noodles burnt

Lixie
WHY WERE U TALKING PICTURES OF THE JOFDLES IN THE FIRSG PLACE?

Jinnie
To show my mom...

Lixie
Im gonna buy dinner put the damn bread away

Jinnie
UR A LIFE SACER 🫶🫶🫶🫶

Lixie
Buying you rggplants 💖💖
And a sea urchin penis

Jinnie
Don't expect me to open the door...

Lixie
Dont be surprised if the door is broken...

Jinnie
Fuck

Lixie
😉😉

Jinnie
Lixieieieie
I'm your boyfriend
Don't torture me
I'll do anything for you
I swear
Just buy me
Anything
Like
Delicious
And not penisous
Or
Uhm
Eggpantious
💖

Lixie
You're right
I should be a more better boyfriend
I will buy you
Brussels sprouts

JINNIE
FFS FEIIX PLS

Lixie
What? I'm being the best bf 🥰

Jinnie
I'll gk buy my own dinner..
No need..............

Lixie
You're learning!!!!!

Jinnie
:[

Lixie
I'm still coming over tho

Jinnie
You
Broke
MY
Heart
And
Still
Wanna
Come
Over?

Lixie
Yeah someone needs to eat the sea urchins penis

Jinnie
LIX DON'T.

Lixie
Oopsie
😆

Jinnie
NOOO
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