David was showing me and a few campers the mascot i had a vision of max trying to hit David with a rock so when max got his attention and started his machine i tugged on David slightly to move him out of the way without anyone noticing but i kinda forgot about the hamster in his hand so it got hit instead then max said "aw man that was supposed to kill you" while turning towards David
(time skip brought to you by Lion Licker's)
we were all in front of the lake while David was talking about finding a mascot when max said "hey David why don't you have the quartermaster take half of us" David thought it was a good idea and no one else wanted to go with them so David took the rest of us
me and ered walked together while trying to find an animal to be the mascot then we decided to split up and after a while I heard screaming I went over to it and found everyone on the dock being cornered by a platypus? I then go over and pick it up and cradle it while it calms down I look over to the others and say "really a platypus you guys are being attacked by a platypus"
They then calmed down and David said "alright well seeing as I stepped on the caterpillar and a tin can would be ridiculous I guess the platypus is our new mascot" then i put her down and started scolding her that she should't try hurting the camper's when suddenly Dolf said "look in the water" we all looked over and saw the old mascot swim up I picked them up and David said "well how about that Larry's back alright original mascot" i then turned to him and said "absolutely not this hamster has gone through enough today as is if this keep's up Larry is probably gonna die of a heart attack i'm sending Larry to a shelter where they will be safe" David was upset for a moment but then paused 'he know's i'm right' he the say's "fine it's the platypus then" Nikki then asked "does this mean we'll be the camp campbell platy's?" David then said "no i don't think so" Neil then suggested "what about the pussies?" David then answered "definitely not" then Nerris said "yeah i like that" then everyone started agreeing then chanting "pussies" while Dolph said "i'll make the flag"
i stayed behind with David and max so i can ask David to use the camp phone and then max asked "so what's with the quartermaster and jews" David didn't answer so max and i took that as a que to leave him alone for a moment i walked over to the cabin where gwen is so i can ask her where the phone is 'well that was interesting' i thought while petting the hamster to calm them down
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What a gem
FanfictionCamp has a new member and their out of this world (in this story your mom was a perma fusion that had a human child [aka you] one day the gems send you to a camp for the summer and you get to meet some... interesting people)
