the (thirst) trap

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POV: Preminhimer

OH NO HE DIDNT, THAT WAS THE LAST STRAW. He could ridicule him, make fun of him, hell he could even take his queen but he would NOT T POSE AT ME LIKE IM SOME BASIC GIRL WHO WOULD FALL FOR SOMETHING LIKE TAHT

"Who. The fuck. Are you."

"Who the fuck are YOU"

"Asked you first"

"I asked you second"

I could feel the fire coming our of my green orbs, turning them into a bright red-brownish turn color like painful diarrhea. I quickly composed myself because that red comes from my secret half wolf genetics and I couldn't risk getting caughft. So I flipped my hair at him and gave him the middle finger.

"OH NO YOU DIDNT" said the mysterious man

"OJ YES I DID, WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE TO SIT ON MY QUEENS LAP"

POP: lord forcing

I started growling in confusion, why wasn't he impressed by my alpha moves??

"IM LORD FARQUAAD" I said dominantly "And this is MY queen, I called dibs on her so she's mine now"

"Well I am Preminger, and you've made me realize two things. One, you can't call dibs on her if I already did, and two, I DONT CARE" he quickly wig snatched the queen all for himself and did a nae nae to rub it in my face, which worked, my face was rubbed like my grandma's kitchen when I had to clean 50 years of dirt outta them (I hate that hag rip🕊️🪦), but I couldn't let it show. I needed to let it go so I put on my Elsa wig and stated twerking to win the queen back. The energy of my frictionless booty was so strong the queen started to gravitate towards it, but then premium did the stanky leg and she was gravitating towards him again!!! Even if I have to admit his moves be kinda fire and those slutty legs make me wanna dress like a maid and make him a sandwich I couldn't let such thoughts stop me from keeping my juicy ticket to the throne. So I grabbed his ass to distract him.

POV: printerger

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POC: Lord fork

Yes, I think it worked. He dropped the queen flat on her ass (witch aint flat at all) and she started levitating to my arms.

"Y-y--yy-y-y-y-ou -cc—c-c-c-heet-t-ted" Preminger said agrily flustered, but my job here was done so I was leaving with my queen on my arms when the floor FALLS on me and I am trapped on a crystal mine that smelled like stinky princess corpses

"YOU FOOL" Premium laughed like a high school girl trying to make an evil laugh, "Like I"d get distracted for something like that! It was all a trap for you to fall on MY trap!!!" (Pop premmy: it wasn't, bro just forgor he put that trap there lmao)

"😦"

🫶💕-end of chapter two-💕🫶

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A/N

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