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«♱» 5: Foresight

[Third Person P.o.v]

"(Y/N)! What's the deal with you and Kenny?! People are saying you guys are together! Someone even said you dropped him off at his house after you guys fucked!"Bebe said dramatically.

"Woah! Me? Getting laid? Always, 24/7, is that even new information? I attract girls, bros, and nonbinary hoes! Everyone can't get enough of me!" I joked.

"Not funny (Y/n)! You're not actually dating Kenny are you?!" Bebe asked, leaning in toward her. 

"You tell me Bebe, does crazy-cat-lady Mrs. Flores have a husband?" (Y/n) stared at her frown.

"A dead one, yes."

"What."

"That's why she went crazy. Her husband died!"

"You're kidding me! So I have to get married and wait for that man to die in order to become a crazy-cat-lady?! You're kidding me! That's so much work! I better start putting out fliers for husband auditions!"

Damn, I bet the library could help me print out some fly-as-fuck fliers. I better put that picture of me dressed as an among us character with a goatee and cowboy hat on the flier. It'll attract bitches left and right.

I got on my phone and started editing a flier with that picture.

"Dammit (Y/n)! Can't you stop being a weirdo for five seconds and just answer me!"

"No, I am not dating Kenny."

Bebe let out a sigh of relief. "Good... I'm really looking out for you girl."

(Y/n) laughed, "Don't worry Bebe, I don't care about my reputation."

"I do!"

"Why?"

"Because I'm jealous, and I can't stand to see you go and ruin it!"

"It's okay, girl. After I post this picture of me, it'll already be ruined. And.... POST!" I hit post on Instagram. Bebe grabbed my phone and looked at me in utter surprise,

"You.Did.Not."

"Oops. I. Did. It. Again." As icon Britney Spears would say. Too bad she's passed away. 

"(Y/N)!"

"BEBE!"

"What the fuck even is this?! You're dressed in a weird big puffy spaceman suit with a goatee and cowboy hat! And it says husband auditions after school! You are literally messed up in the brain!"

"Uh, I prefer neurodivergent." I put my finger up knowingly and closed my eyes smugly.

She gave me back my phone and stormed off to class. Hm. Okay. Suddenly there was a chanting, of 'Fight! Fight! Fight!'... I looked in the direction of the fight and started to go toward the sound.

"It's Tweek and Craig dude! They're about to have sex!" I heard Cartman tell Kyle and Stan who were a few lockers down. I followed slowly and saw that Tweek and Craig were indeed fighting. A lot's been going on between those two ever since a ton of their yaoi art got spread around the school.

"You got a fuckin problem man?!" Craig shoved Tweek.

"You're the one with a fucking problem!" Tweek shoved him back.

"I told you to stay a hundred fucking yards from me!" Craig shouted angrily.

"You better not fuckin push me again man!" Tweek pointed at him angrily.

"Oh, ho, guys! Get a room!" Cartman joked.

Immediately the two started to get very physical with each other, throwing punches at each other and whatnot. The fight got really brutal...I'm not close with either Tweek or Craig, so Imma just head to class. Just as I was about to turn my head, and walk away from the fight, I realized Kenny was there. He was watching the fight intently.