Monsters of Etheria: Vacrunch man Vs Wattpad

Wattpad Prison

DAY 1

So there was the vacrunch, locked up in wattpad prison with only 5 days to defeat the wattpad overlords, or else he and everything he knew would cease to exist. But that wasn't the worst news. The worst news were that he had to share a room with the pansy roleplayer that always drips black stuff at the beggining of every roleplay, otherwise known as Wrath.

"BREAKZ CKELL" Wrath screeched as he grabbed the cell and had a heart attack

"Aww miian, ima so depressed. We gonna die in 5 days!" said the vacrunch

"BREAXKXKZKSKZ CEALALLL!!!!11>!!!!1" said Wrath as he flopped on the ground like a fish, "wait a minute... WE'RE GONNA DIE IF WE DONT FIX THIS?!" exclaimed Wrath. Suddenly, Wrath's brain doubled in size, "So, technically, If we were to get a flame we could theoretically, melt it enough so that you would only need a force greater than 15 ounces of power" said the Wrath as he started using his newely aquired big brain to make fire out of a spoon and a wall using the power of-

17 HOURS LATER

And using that complicated formula, is how he was able to break the cell.

"GASP!" Gasped the gasprunch, "YOU GASPED THE GASP AND GASPED IT WITH GASP!"

"Indeed I did. Now, I believe the best course of action would be to sneak into the warden's room and take him out using-"

24 HOURS LATER

"Oh god, It's the second day," remarked Wrath

TO BE EPICLY CONTINUED PROBABLY IN 5 MINUTES!