So like, the vacrunch decided to walk around dat place,
"HELP US!" said an eletoid,
"WE WERE NEVER PUBLICALLY DISCONTINUED!" continued an ovelin,
"OUR CREATOR JUST KINDA GAVE UP! ended a spookims,
"Lol that would never happen! ... Right?" said the vacrunch, "Also, where is this place?"
"Heaven" said the three etherians,
"Oh jesus!" said the vacrunch,
"WHO DARES SUMMON ME?!" said jesus as he emerged from the ground (the clouds?)
"Oh, sup jesus" said the vacrunch,
"hey dude," jesus replied
"Can I like, go back down n stuff?" asked the vacrunch,
"Eh, I'll challenge you to a game of BEER PONG!" said jesus
"oh shi-" started the vacrunch before being rudely interrupted by nothing because this has to be a family friendly story so go to fU-
The carcrunch looked anxiously at the cups of beer pong, his heart was beating 15 gazillion times each milisecond. He lined up his hand for a big throw and then he took 387392754923749237 deep breaths in -5 nanoseconds. And then-
"Nah, I dont wanna" said the runch,
"Oh ok, then u cant go back- WAIT A MINUTE- yOU DONT HAVE A SOUL!" said jesus,
"Yeah I gave it to the devil," said the murrucnh,
"Oh ok ur free to go" said jesus,
"YEAAAAY"
YOU ARE READING
Monsters of Etheria: Vacrunch man Vs Wattpad
AdventureYeah so like, idk why so many ppl read the first and second stories, and I like popularity. So here's a part 3 *Gives*
