CHAPTER ONE: ... MR SMUG IS SO AWESOME

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The moon shone dimly upon the sidewalk, covered in wet rain. The lamp posts barely gave enough light to see. Walking upon the said streets was a sad miserable black hole shark whose name was Vacrunch.

"Man, I'm so sad and depressed and-"

"STOP TRYNA MAKE THIS STORY DEPRESSING!"

HEY! I'm the writer here! Not YOU, okay? Anyhow, where was I? Oh yeah!

The vacrunch glumly sulked through the pouring rain, thinking of what COULD have been if he hadn't went on so many shenanigains.

"Oh COME on, Now you're depending on the GOOD writer's story because you don't have ANY ideas!"

H... I- I'm trying my best okay?! Don't JUDGE me! *sob* My momma said I'm a good writer!

"Yo momma is fat,"

M- M- WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! MOMMY!!!!

"Tee-hee, bullying is always fun,"

FOR LEGAL REASONS THAT WAS A JOKE

I REPEAT,

THAT WAS A JOKE

"So now what?" said the vacrunch,

"YoU iDIoT!" said the 🤓, "WiTHOuT The WrItER, The sTORyI CAn't PROgrEsS!"

"Oh..." said the vacrunch,

"YOU gIOTTa get HiM bACk!" exclaimed the 🤓

"Buh-oh,"

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