DAY 5
"Haha heee hee hoo hoo," said the vacrunch,
"Shouldn't we like, go stop wattpad from destroying us?" asked Wrath, "I mean, KILLZS WATTPOD"
"Nah, we have a ton of days left," said the vacrunch,
"ErRm ActuALy, iT's DaY 5," said the 🤓
"Oh okay." said the vacrunch, "OH MAH GAWD WE GONNA DIE!11!1!" screamed the vacrunch as he used the sacred technique to go fast:
sitting and using Bash
because, studies say that using bash while in a sat state makes your neutrons 5948702 % more succeptable to flinging when touching a wall
"ErrMN ACtually-"
shuttup you dumb 🤓 stop trying to make me sound dumb
"Sorry,"
Don't worry, 🤓, I accept your apology
Anyhow what's vacrunch doin' oh... oh he's in the stratosphere
...
He's fighting a giant rat?
OH CRAP, OH GOD THE RAT THREW HIM AND HE IS NOW APPROACHING ALCHAS WITH THE SPEED OF 3875493467957894375983475 FEET PER MILISECOND
OH MY GOD-
*bom*
"Sup Wattpad man," said the vacrunch,
Wattpad: Oh god I wasn't prepared for that-
"Lol," said the vacrunch
Wattpad: Anyhow, BWAHAHAHAHAAHA! YOU'RE TOO LATE PUNY VACRUNCH!
"OH NO! I'M GONNA DIE!"
Wattpad: NO! YOU SHALL SUFFER A WORSE FATE THAN DEATH!
What could that POSSIBLY be?
Wattpad: I've hired a NEW NARRATOR FOR THIS STORY!
GASP!
"GASP!" gasped the gasprunch, "WHY ARE WE REPEATING THIS JOKE IT WASNT EVEN FUNNY"
Wattpad: MEET, Mr LeSmug!
Hello, I am Mr LeSmug and I will be you're writer for ALL ETERNITY because I am so COOL and AWESOME!
HEY! YOU CAN'T REPLACE ME! THE STORY IS MINE!
Wattpad: Nuh-uh! You agreed to the terms of SERVICE!
Crap, I KNEW I should've read that
HEHEHAHA! NOW MR LESMUG (me, the greatest) SHALL RE-WRITE THIS AWESOME STORY HEHEHEHE!
"NOOOO!"
NOOOOO!
"UhM aCtUAlY-" said the 🤓
You're not in this story anymore
"NOOO-" said the 🤓 , evaporating into smoke,
"lol," said the vacrunch
TO BE CONTINUED BY MR SMUG THE GREATEST WRITER IN HISTORY!
CITEȘTI
Monsters of Etheria: Vacrunch man Vs Wattpad
AventurăYeah so like, idk why so many ppl read the first and second stories, and I like popularity. So here's a part 3 *Gives*
