Hugo, sweating: Varian, there's something I need to ask you-
Varian: Finally! You're proposing!
Hugo: How'd you know?
Varian: Hugo, you've dropped the ring five times during dinner.
Varian: I even picked it up once.
Hugo: Ew. What kind of tea is this?
Varian: I boiled gatorade.
Varian: Let's watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
Hugo: Okay.
Varian: And make out during the scary parts.
Hugo: Th-
Hugo: The scary parts.
Hugo: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
(Little did they know that Sharkboy and Lavagirl is the most cursed, hellspawn of a movie to have crossed the face of the earth)
Hugo: Hold the fuck up.
Varian: Excuse me?
Hugo: I said hold the fuck up.
Varian:
Hugo: I'm the fuck up, hold me.
Hugo: Talk dirty to me, baby~
Varian: The dishes.
Hugo: Wh-
Varian: They've been there for 4 days and it's your turn to wash them. You still haven't cleaned them and I have asked you to do so several times.
Varian: You're a horrible person!
Hugo: Maybe. But I'm rich and I'm pretty, so it doesn't really matter.
Hugo: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.
Varian: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely*
Hugo: That one. I want that one.
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Random Varian and the Seven Kingdoms Stuff.
FanfictionThis is just gonna be random V&T7K stuff, theories, headcanons, maybe a oneshot here and there. but just some random stuff to do with my favorite fandom. updates will be very inconsistent, I procrastinate too much. I am open to ideas for oneshots an...
