Kenji: *trying to buy a Father's Day card at Hallmark*
Kenji: Excuse me, do you have any that just say "You are my dad?"
Associate: Well, I-
Kenji: How about "You banged my mom?"
Associate: No...
Kenji: You know what, I'll just get a blank one.
Kenji: *writes* You are a father. This is a day. Here is a card.
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FanfictionPretty much covered in the title:) there will probably be some swearing, just so you guys know
