Kenji: Bad News-Sammy locked the keys in the building.
Kenji: Good News-We didn't have to wait for a locksmith!
Kenji: Bad News-Sammy finds it very disturbing that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my tragic backstory. I was too embarrassed to tell her I learned because I figured that was the kind of skill to pick up cute boys.
Kenji: Good News- A cute boy saw me do it!
Kenji: Bad News- It was Ben, and since he's already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, he'll never think I'm cool no matter what I do. It's too late. He knows.
Darius: *concerned friend noises*
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FanfictionPretty much covered in the title:) there will probably be some swearing, just so you guys know
