Darius: Do you ever wonder why you're still single?
Kenji, eating mayonnaise straight out of the jar with a spoon: Yeah... I mean, I'm perfect! Who wouldn't want to date me?
Darius, sighing: I can name a few people...
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FanfictionPretty much covered in the title:) there will probably be some swearing, just so you guys know
