Red Wine

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Ben: I only drink red wine. Here's why. To me, red wine screams 'look at me I'm a badass don't fuck with me' , it radiates danger, it's the exact color of blood, and it makes you look expensive, especially when you slowly drink it from a wine glass-
Kenji:
Kenji: I just asked if you wanted Sprite or Coke-

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