(I have reasons for why I skipped a decent amount of episodes. I don't see a place for Y/n in Business Time. My two favorite people is kinda a Finn/Jake episode. I never really liked Memories of Boom Boom mountain also Y/n's personality would not work well with the episode since he will just end up wanting to murder everyone for being annoying and Y/n hates Cults with a burning passion so that's why Wizard doesn't work. Also Evicted is Marcy's episode and last chapter was Bonnie's chapter with Y/n so this kinda makes sense.)
[The scene begins at the Tree Fort.]
Jake: And as it waded through the carnage that it had wrought, the vampire smashed their skulls just for the fun of it!
Finn: No way!
Jake: Yes way, it did. And also the vampire hunched over its victims and breathed their vaporized blood mist.
[warbling with tongue]
Finn: Ah, jeez! Jake, is this stuff you're saying true? Or are you just trying to mess me up? You have to be honest.
Jake: Oh, it's true, man. I heard it through a reliable source.
Finn: Reliable?
[Y/n then enters]
Y/n: Yeah it was me, I've actually fought along side a vampire against a crazy Catholic Super-Priest and a Nazi Werewolf. Man those were good times. He was really into enthusiastic walks.
Finn: How long ago was that bro?
Y/n: A very very long time ago Finn.
Jake: Yeah. Some say it haunted this very tree!
Finn: This tree?!
Y/n: [thinking] Should I tell them? Nah, where's the fun in that?
Jake: [ominously] Good niiiight...
Finn: Jake?
Y/n: Later Finn. Don't let the vampires bite!
Finn: Bro?
[Jake warbling downstairs]
Finn: You're full of it, Jake!
[Jake warbling ominously]
Finn: Errr... [he hears croaking and sees a worm on his bed] NO WORMS ON THE BED! [Hits worm with the Enchiridion.]
[Sees a tree limb tapping on his window, then a mysterious figure taps on the window]
Finn: Huh? [Lightning crashes, and the figure's scary face is seen]
Finn: Jake! Bro! I saw someone outside the window! It must be the vampire, and I think we're unprepared, so I--
Jake: Relax, buddy. That story was made up. I was just trying to scare you.
Finn: But you said you heard it from a reliable source aka Bro!
Y/n: Oh yeah he was right about that, but I never said the story was true.
Finn: So you didn't fight alongside one?
Y/n: Oh no I actually did that, bloody damn battle too.
Jake: Looks like we got him good eh Bro? [laughs]
Y/n: [chuckles] We sure did Jake.
[The window blows open by itself, the lights go out, and Jake screams]
Y/n: [thinking] Yep, she's here. This should be fun.
Finn: No one's outside.
Jake: Whew!
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Immortals (Male Reader x Adventure Time)
FanfictionY/n L/n has been a figure in the Land of OOO for as long as most of it's citizens can remember. He has seen it all, or at least he thinks he has in his immortal life span. Now he has taken two people under his wing, Finn the Human and Jake The Dog...
