(This is a Y/n and Briar episode)
[The episode begins with Finn and Jake having a picnic and watching the sunset. Y/n is nearby under a tree just thinking.]
Jake: Hey, man, it's Couples Only Movie Night tonight. Who are you bringin'?
Y/n: I ain't going.
Jake: But dude, you got two wives to take.
Y/n: Yeah and I love them to death but I hate those kinda things, I can't stand those cheesy romance flicks. What about you Finn?
Finn: I don't know. Who are you bringin' Jake?
Jake: I'm bringing my girlfriend, dude.
Finn: Oh.
[A duck walks up to them and Finn picks it up.]
Finn: I'll take this duck!
Jake: It's couples night! You gotta bring someone you can smooch.
Finn: Man, I don't want to be smooched!
Y/n: Good.
Jake: Don't have to smooch. You just have to bring someone you can smooch. It's, like, the rules.
Finn: Lame. [Attempts to kiss duck, but it flies away.] Ah! Well, I'll take this blanket! [Kisses blanket.]
Jake: Put the blanket down. [Pats the ground beside him.] Have a seat. I want to explain some "things" to you about couples.
[Later that day, Y/n, Finn, and Jake are back at the treehouse. Finn is looking for someone to call.]
Jake: You all square?
Finn: Yeah, yeah.
Jake: Who you gonna call?
Finn: I'm going to call a girl I don't have to kiss.... probably.
Y/n: Oh and who's that?
Finn: Bria.
Y/n:
Finn: Now, alright I know that sounds bad, but I promise I just need someone to go with and she enjoys these kinda things.
Y/n: [clenching teeth] Fine, but if I find out you smooched her, I'm gonna be pissed..
Finn: No smooching, Finn's Honor.
Y/n: Very well.
[Finn calls Briar]
Briar: [Whistling as she answers the phone.] Hello?
Finn: Hi Bria! Would you go to Couples Movie Night with me?
Briar: OH Finny, I would love to on any other night but tonight but-
Bonnie: Briar!
Briar: I have to help Mother prepare for the Whistling Choir Tag Team Death Match Championship.
Finn: But—
Briar: さようなら("Goodbye")
[Hangs up phone and goes over to Bonnie who is practicing her whistling.]
Finn: She doesn't want to go!
Y/n: Doesn't want to go or can't go?
Finn: The first one.
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FanfictionY/n L/n has been a figure in the Land of OOO for as long as most of it's citizens can remember. He has seen it all, or at least he thinks he has in his immortal life span. Now he has taken two people under his wing, Finn the Human and Jake The Dog...
