(Last Chapter before All Hell Breaks Loose so this is a Y/n Chapter.)
[The episode opens with Finn and Jake standing on an abandoned highway. Jake stretches himself and Finn down, and they enter a cave.]
Finn: Man, I still can't believe Marceline and Y//n are over1,000 years old and they have never seen Heat Signature. This movie is gonna blow their minds.
[Marcy opens the door and Y/n is behind her.]
Finn: Marceline! Bro! We brought Heat Signature.
Y/n: Bout time you two showed up.
Jake: Woo!
[Finn and Jake enter the house. A trio of ghosts float in the living room.]
Marcy: Hey, so I want you all to meet Finn and Jake. They aren't... completely lame.
Finn: Whatup?
Marcy: Guys, this is Wendy...
Wendy: Hey.
Y/n: Booboo...
Booboo: Hello. Hello.
Marcy: ...and Georgy.
Georgy: Hey.
Marceline: We used to be in a gang together back in the underworld.
Y/n: Ah those were the best of times.
Finn: Hmm. Yeah, that's pretty sweet. Hope y'all like getting your minds blown, cause it's showtime.
[Finn and Jake jump backwards onto the couch, and find out that it's hard as a rock except for one seat.]
Finn: [groans in pain] What is wrong with this couch? Why is only one seat somewhat comfy?
Jake: Ehh, that made my teeth hurt.
Marcy: Oh yeah. Sorry, I don't ever really sit on there. I just float usually. We... kinda all do.
Y/n: I mean while I can float, I just like the feeling of sitting on a couch. Took me a while to get the perfect butt imprint.
Finn: Aww, what? man, no fair.
Marcy: Yeah, well, too bad you're not vampires. So, anyways, I...
Finn: Wait! Hold on just a second.
[Jake and Finn start whispering to each other.]
Finn: Marceline, we insist you turn us into vampires. Or ghosts, or whatever. We just wanna fly.
Marcy: All right, all right. Fine.
Finn/Jake: Yes!
Finn: Wait one second, Y/n have you ever asked Marceline to turn you into a vampire?
Marcy: Oh we tried that years ago, did not work.
Y/n: My blood is too hot that it just burns away the vampirism from my bloodstream.
Jake: Huh, neat.
Wendy: Come on, Marceline! You're gonna turn these goofballs?
Y/n: Nah I know she has something funny planned.
Marcy: [giggles] He's right. Don't worry, I've got something more fun in mind. [She whispers to the ghosts and Y/n. Finn and Jake are exhausted from jumping up and down.]
Finn: Okay, Marceline, we're ready now.
Marcy: Okay, hold that thought. [She floats into the next room.]
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Immortals (Male Reader x Adventure Time)
FanfictionY/n L/n has been a figure in the Land of OOO for as long as most of it's citizens can remember. He has seen it all, or at least he thinks he has in his immortal life span. Now he has taken two people under his wing, Finn the Human and Jake The Dog...
