[Episode starts in the Candy Kingdom. Finn and Jake are laughing while throwing bottles at a nearby wall. Y/n is "supervising" them with sunglasses on.]
Jake: Here, try throwing this one.
[Jake hands Finn a bottle. Finn throws the bottle. When it breaks, a purple vapor in a humanoid form appears and vanishes.]
Y/n: Yo boys, true this one. It's called Caturday Surprise. You'll love it.
[He tosses the bottle to Jake]
Finn: Throw it!
[Jake throws the bottle. Green, pink, and blue cats explode out of it. Both Finn and Jake start laughing while Y/n chuckles. They stop their laughter once they hear Bonnie.]
Bonnie: Yeah, go on, get out of here! [An unknown figure runs away from Bonnie who is standing at the entrance of the Candy Kingdom.] Unless you feel like a fist cookie, you better keep runnin'!
Finn: What the heck is goin' on?
Jake: I have no idea. But it's probably best to stay out of it.
Y/n: [thinking] Looks like the Duke of Nuts is after the pudding again...
Finn: Yeah. Hey, look. [Finn grabs a bottle shaped like a boomerang.] This one looks stupid. Let's see how it flies! [Finn throws the bottle. It misses the wall and flies away.] Aw, lame. [The bottle then turns around and flies back at them. It flies up and into a window of the Candy Castle.]
Y/n: Well crap-baskets.
Jake: Uh-oh...
[Camera shows window that was shattered.]
Princess Bubblegum: [yells] Duke of Nuts! [Princess Bubblegum looks out of the window. Her head is green and she is now bald.] What have you done?!
Duke of Nuts: Oh... [runs away]
Y/n: Hey uh Bonnie, you got a bit of-
Bonnie: [glaring at Y/n] Y/N SHUT UP OR SO HELP ME. I WILL CHOP OFF Y/N JR. RIGHT NOW.
Y/n: But wouldn't it just grow ba-
Bonnie: I WILL FIND A WAY TO MAKE IT PERMANANT!
Y/n: Shutting up now...
Finn: Oh no! She thinks that nuts guy did it. We gotta go clear up what happened!
[Scene changes to inside the room with the shattered window. Dr. Ice Cream is putting a thick rubber suit on Bonnie.]
Dr. Ice Cream: Don't worry, my dear. I'll have you fixed up in no time!
Finn: Princess! [Finn and Jake run into the room.] Are you OK?
Princess Bubblegum: Yeah, I guess if green and bald is okay.
Y/n: No comment...
[Finn gasps as Jake starts to laugh. Finn looks at Jake annoyingly.]
Jake: [while laughing] Oh boy. I'm sorry! I can't stop now.
[Bonnie looks depressed from Jake's reaction. Y/n bonks Jake on the head hard.]
Y/n: [whispering to Jake] Listen if I lose Y/n Jr. because you laughed at her. So help me, Jake Jr. is going down with me. Understand?
Jake: Yes sir!
Dr. Ice Cream: My dear, not to worry! The medicine milk in this suit will have you healed lickety-split! In just five days you'll be back to your beautiful bubblegummy self.
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Immortals (Male Reader x Adventure Time)
FanfictionY/n L/n has been a figure in the Land of OOO for as long as most of it's citizens can remember. He has seen it all, or at least he thinks he has in his immortal life span. Now he has taken two people under his wing, Finn the Human and Jake The Dog...
