(thank you billdip1stories and thatsm0lf0x for the questions and dares)
Me: DIPPER GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE!
Dipper: Wait a second I'll be there*walks over to night *yeah what is it
Me: you got a question from someone*spins around in swivel chair*
Dipper: what's the question?
Me: thatsm0lf0x ask are you and Bill gay for each other?
Dipper: yes actually me and Bill have been dating fo-
Bill: for 5 months *walks over to Dipper and kisses him*
Me: also. EVERYONE GET THEIR ASS OUTSIDE!
Mason and will : why?
Me: cuz we need a river for this one!
* after everyone goes outside *
Me: Mabel someone give you a dare
Madel: ok what is it
Me: billdip1stories dares you to jump into a river and float with the current for 10 hours
Mabel: wait what?
Me: see you later Mabel*I pick Maple up and throw her in to the river*
Mabel: AAAAAA
Everyone else but mabel: do we just forget about her 10 hours
Me: yeah basically, will can you set a timer for 10 hours
Will: yeah sure wait a second*set the timer for 10 hours*okay done
☆10 hours later☆
*In side the house*
*Timer goes off*
Will: *wakes up from a nap on Mason's lap* the timer went off we need to go get MabelMe: oh right she exists
Dipper: do we really need to get her
*Meanwhile Out outside of the house in side the river*
Mabel: I've been here forever! am I ever going to get out?
*Back In side the house*
Bill: pintree got a point we could just leave her
Will: we can't just leave her
Me: we are getting her ok it's not up for debate
Mason: Can you guys shut up for once *continues snuggling with will*
Me: anyways we should go get her
*Outside with Mabel*
Mabel: so this is my life now
Me: don't be so dramatic we're here to get you out
Mabel: finally what took you guys so long
Me: ...
Me: Anyways here you go*uses magic to take Mable out the water*
Me: also don't forget to leave your questions and dares in the comments and anyways remember reality is illusion the universe is a hologram buy gold buy
Mabel: you still haven't answered my question
(Have a nice day or night remember to take care of yourself)
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