🄿🄻🄰🄽🄴 🅂🄸🄶🄷🅃 (H.H X Succubus Reader)

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It was a normal day in imp city as the camera zooms into an office with a sign on the door saying meeting in progress

Blitzo: "Alright I know business has been a bit slow recently and its no ones fault im not naming any names here..." *whispers "moxxie"

Moxxie gave him a WTF look

Blitzo: "now does anyone have any bright ideas to get business drumming up again?"

Millie: "what about a car wash?" She says with stars in her eyes

Blitzo: "this is hell millie no one cares about cars being clean here..."

Y/n: "how about we make flyers and put them around the city?

Blitzo: "great idea y/n! I'll put that up! OH! what about a billboard?"

Moxxie: "we can't afford a build board sir"

Blitzo: "great really helpful really glad your in the room right now moxxie"

Blitzo pushes him away and grabs a remote

Blitzo: "have you guys forgotten what serves we provid?"

He turns the TV on it shows a series of us killing humans as we ate popcorn

Blitzo: "ahh thoughs were the good times"

Moxxie: "I don't need any reminders sir considering you blew most of our salaries last week for an obnoxious TV ad last week which you then additionally paid to have a run full 3 hours on a channel nobody watches"

Y/n: "you did what to my salary?!"

Y/n getting ignored

Blitzo; "hey excuse me whats obnoxious about a super fun jingle alright? Its a fun distraction when an advertisement spitting bull shit"

Millie: "people love musicals sir"

Blitzo: "exactly Millie were basically doing a musical" he says while doing jazz hands "are you going to crush my musical dreams like my dad did?"

Moxxie: "sir-" he then got cut off by Blitzo

Blitzo: "cause all I see right now is my dads asshole talking to me crushing who I am instead"

Millie: "are you trying to crush his dreams moxxie?"

Moxxie: i- what?"

Millie: "i thought I knew you" she said being flirty while moxxie blushes

Blitzo: "and I can't believe you did that moxxie after breaking y/n's streak of being employee of the month"

He shows a very unflattering picture of moxxie

Y/n: "fucking prick breaking my streak"

Moxxie: "Ok! Sir I'm sorry a commercial jingle is not comparable to actual music theater no one actually likes the jingles"

Millie: "I liked it!"

Moxxie: "do not agree with him in front of me"

Y/n: "I wore that song you ass-"

The trailer plays

Moxxie accidentally shoots a kid

Pink hair doctor: "doctor hes not responding"