frank- rimbaud
gerard- paul
mikey- chuuya
ray- gin
pete- dazai
patrick- kunikida
bob- mori
ONE DAY RIMBAUD WAS SO SO COLD ABSOLUTELY FREEZING
AND PAUL DECIDED TO FUCK HIM IN THE ASS TO KEEP HIM WARM
BUT BUT BUT
PAUL REALIZED HE HAD A TEST TUBE BABY BROTHER NAMED CHUUYA
AND CHUUYA NEEDED HELP SO PAUL LEFT RIMBAUD COLD & ASS FILLED.
PAUL & RIMBAUD DIED OR SMTH IDK TBH IDK IF ANYONE KNOWS.
CHUUYA GETS TAKEN TO THE MAFIA WHERE MORI THE PERV HAD BEEN ABUSING DAZAI.
DAZAI WAS A TOTAL CUTIE TO CHUUYA. (his instagram & snapchat stories are a bit questionable)
AT SOME POINT CHUUYA IS EMO & COULD DO LIKE MATRIX SHIT BC SHES A TRANS LESBIAN SO OBVIOUSLY SHE KNOWS ABOUT THE MATRIX BC THATS LITERALLY TRANS PEOPLE ACTUALLY SO REAL SO TRUE QUOTE ME.
AND DAZAI IS A SNARKY LITTLE BITCH TBH
I THINK THEY FUCKED A COUPLE OF TIMES
major head like major head
DAZAI & CHUUYA DO SOME GAY SHIT FOR LIKE A YEAR
THEN DAZAI BETRAYED CHUUYA AND LEFT HIM FOR THE GOOD PEOPLE??? (who r so much worse bc like all goth gf if in the mafia BUT OMFG I FORGOT THAT DAZAI LITERALLY ABUSED MY GOTH GF)
ANYWAYS
DAZAI & CHUUYA SEE EACH OTHER AGAIN
GOTH GF TIED UP DAZAI AND CHUUYA THOUGHT THAT WAS SO HOT ABD LIKE DAZAI LIKED IT BC HE TOTALLY COULDVE GOTTEN OUT BUT LIKE NOOOOO ROPE BUNNY FR
CHUUYA STOOD ASS OUT AND DID A LITTLE INSIDE JOKE you could at least laugh
AND AT SOME POINT CHUUYA FUCKING DIED AND BECAME A VAMPIRE huah HYUAH
happy pete wentz wednesday!!!
CHUUYA SHOT DAZAI IN THE HEAD AND THEN JUST KEPT SHOOTING BC HE WAS SILLY AND POSSESSED!!
actually just joshing chuuya literally lied was never vampire tbh and him & dazai been butt fucking the WHOLE DAMN TIME
YOU ARE READING
Frank's Ass
Non-Fictionthe title says it all inspiration: that one chapter of uhv pls no hate my first time writing sentences uwu
