14 Idiots|hindi crackhead ff|ot7

stranger Things

Sirat aur sahil ko sirat ke shop aye bohot time ho chuka

Tabhi sirat ko ek couple dikhte hai jo sirat ki shop per cloths dekh rahe the aur dekh ker lag raha tha ki bandi khadus type ka hoga

Sirat undono ke pass jati hai

Sirat-may i help u maam?

Banda-nahi nahi hume bas aise hi dekhna tha

But bandi ke pov se lag raha tha ki use dress pasand ayi aur wo lena chahti hai

Sirat-maam navratri discount chal raha hai 50 %ka discount de rahe hai

Aur bandi apne bande ko ankhi se ishara kerti hai "please"

Banda-hume faltu ka kharcha nahi kerna tumhare paas pehle se bohot kapde hai

Wo banda us bandi ka hath pakadkee ghasitte hue dukaan se bahar nikalta hai

Sirat confused chehre ke sath wapis ati hai

Sahil dur baithke yeh sab dekh raha tha to udher kya baate hue use kuch nahi pata

Sahil-kya hua idher daal nahi gali?

Sirat-daal galne wali thi but banda le gya kya yaar alag hi log ate hai.

Fir dukaan ke bahar se usi ladki ki awaz ati hai

Bandi-chodo muje

Inside

Sirat-abey *to staff*hatiyaar do mera

Ek staff usko drawer se nikal ker ek cutter deta hai

Sahil-tum apne sath cutter leke ghumti ho?

Sirat-are itna hi nahi mere office mai gun bhi hai. .. Ab chale dekhne ki us ladki ko kon chu**ya insaan ched raha hai

Outside

Bandi-please koi help karo

Is bandi ka bande ka call aya tha to wo use received kerne gya hai

Sirat-oye ma ke magarmach

Ladka-ab Tu kon si phuljhadi a gyi?

Sirat-na 🖐 phuljadhi nahi (showing 🔪 cutter) missile bomb

Cutter dekh ke ladke ki fatne lagti hai

Sirat-oh sorry trailor dikhana bhul gyi

Sirat ek paper per cutter maarti hai

Sirat-asli hai ab ladki chod

Wo bande ki fat ke chaar ho chuki thi to wo bhag gya

Sirat-uspe chillate hue*oye bharat ke bhawishye apne maa baap ko bolo tum jaiso ke liye ladki dhundhe aur jab tak teri shaadi na ho jaye duniya ki sari ladkiya Tumhari behen hai.

Aur wo banda wapis ajata haj

Sirat-mister.... Jo bhi apka naam hai, apko sharam nahi ati apni wife ko aise lafango ke beech chodte hue

Banda-to his wife*ab kya kiya tumne?

Sirat-wah khud chor katuwal daate hain? Sabse pehle ap apni shareef sidhi sadhi wife ko aise nalle berozgaar chapri ameer baap ke bigde aulaad ko mauka de dete ho chedna ka.

Bandi-apko kaise pata hum married hai

Sirat-boyfriend hota to aise nahi kerta na.

Fir wo dono couple chale jate hai

Sirat bhi ander shop pe chali jati hai

Sahil-pata nahi tha tum to bomb nikli

Sirat-pata muje na meri ma ki sherni kaha kerte the