long drive

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Night at 10 pm

Hotel ke bahar Jay aur varun kisi ka wait ker rahe hai and they are waiting in car

Varun-kab ayegi?

Jay-acha ager tumhara milan abhi adha adhura hai to muje kyu bulaya ander ek dum mast sa buffet laga hai.

Varun-tuje sharam nahi ati ek dabba mithai aur starter thus ke tera pait abhi bhi khali hai

Jay-ab tu ek admi ko bhuka pait rakhega?

Varun-shut up

Jay-koi izzat nahi kerta.

Varun-izzat dene ke liye izzat honi bhi chahiye.

Jay niche dekhta hai fir apna muh kholta hai

Jay-meri izzat to mere pass hai

Varun-maring tapli to Jay*gadhe wo wali izzat nahi...
Kab ayegi.

Tabhi do ladkiya hotel ke ander se bahar ati hai

Jay-vaani? Tune muje vaani se milane ke liye mere kimti waqt barbaad karaya.

Varun-wo actually na muje time pass ke liye bhi koi chahiye tha to tuj jaise joker ke alawa koi better nahi laga.

Jay-time pass? Bhai yahi thi hamari 10 saal ki yaari mai ab tere liye time pass hu kehdo yeh jhuth hai

Varun-chal ve melo drama.

Jay-acha wo sab to thik hai but soon to be bhabhi ke sath yeh chudail kyu thumakte hue a rahi hai

Varun-jaise mere sath tu aya

Vaani-kyu bulaya muje?

Varun-pehle yeh batao ise kyu layi maine to sirf tumhe bulaya tha

Vaani-actually tumhare irade thik nahi lage is liye safety ke liye layi ise.

Varun-what mai long drive ke liye bula nahi sakta

Vaani-mahashay style dekhi thi
"Thodi der mai car mai milna mauj kerne jayenge".

Zoya-khrrr*controlling laugh.

Jay-yaar aise kon bolta hai har jagah beizzati karade

Varun-ab kaise bolu.?

Jay-jaise bhi bol but itna ashleel style yeh to fir bhi a gyi koi aur hota to tere muh per bag maar ker jata.

Fir zoya aur vaani baith jate hai car mai.

Varun-yaar ab tum ise sath leke chalo gi.

Vaani-of coarse ager yeh nahi gyi to meri bhi na hai

Varun-thik hai,.. Oye chotu nikal,

Jay-mai kyu jau bey

Varun-abey yaar tera koi kaam hi nahi hai tu bas time pass ke liye tha.

Jay-acha to is chudail ko bhi bahar nikaal

Varun-ab wo nahi ja sakti hai na

Jay-whispered*muje ane de kya pata mai is chudail ko sambhal lu😉

Varun-murmured*ek kabab mai haddi kafi nahi thi ki yeh bhi a raha hai... Chal thik hai Chalo

Fir yeh log long drive per chale jate hai

Some times later

Zoya-yaar thoda gana shana lagao long drive to iske bina adhuri hai

Varun-lagao fir tum log.

Zoya-ok

Pehle yeh log despacito lagate hai

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