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(Disclaimer-first of all happy 2024,

To girls isme kuch aisi chize hai jo hamari life se badi bhayankar tarike se judi hai to inhe dil pe mat lena just take it as fictional kyuki jo mere bheje mai ata hai mai likh deti hu)

Next day

Varun lobby pe mobile chala raha tha tabhi sabir waha a jata hai

Sabir-hey varun tumhare liye letter aya hai.

Varun-mere liye?

Sabir-haan.

Letter deke sabir waha se chala jata hai

Varun-i hope mera naya saal ka satyanaash na ho.

Varun letter ke cover ko phaad ker phekta hai

Varun-hmpf ab is letter per khush hu ya dukhi.

Itna kehke wo letter ke sath apne room mai chala jata

But waha per vaani khade hoke sab dekh rahi thi

Vaani-aisi konsi problem ho sakti hai?
Pata lagana ho ga

Time skip

At terrace

Hamare chaar txt kisi toli kisi choti si tanki per red colour daal dete hai jo sidha ap ko baad mai pata chalega ki kiske washroom mai jata hai

(Haye allah aage ki kahani likhne mai sharam a rahi hai but mere readers besharm hai)

After some times

At jay's room

MMMUUUMMMMMMYYYYYYYYY

jay itni kaske chillaya ki sahil waha per padhaar liya

Sahil-jay kaha ho?

Jay-WASHROOM MAI.

Sahil washroom ke ander ghusne wala tha but

Sahil-clear throut*uhm Jay ek sawal puchu?

Jay-ab ap rukoge to nahi puch hi lo.

Sahil-tune pant pehni?

Jay-oh sorry bhul gya.

Sahil-to gadhe pehen na abhi jahannam ke nazare dikh jate.

Jay-pehenli ab a jao.

Sahil washroom mai ghusta hai

Sahil-ab bol kya hua

Jay toilet ki taraf ishara kerta hai

Sahil-hey mai tera ashirwaad nahi dekhunga.

Jay-are ashirwaad nahi hai

Sahil-to muje tera prasad bhi nahi dekhna hai.

Jay-prasad bhi nahi hai.

Sahil-hain? To muje tera solid liquid gas bhi nahi dekhna.

Jay-are wo bhi nahi hai.

Sahil-to tune apne muh se phool jhade hai?

Jay-are nahi yeh kuch aur hai.

Fir sahil apna sara dimaag lagane lagta hai

Sahil-matlab yeh wo sab nahi hai jo mai soch raha hu to kya hai? kahi? 😳

Jay-are science lagana band karo meri to bohot buri wali phat rahi hai ap please dekho na

Sahil ke paas aur koi option nahi tha to use dil pe pathar rakh ker toilet seat dekhna pada.

Sahil-aiyen?

Jay-batao na kya hai kahi meri maut to  nahi

Sahil-pagal hai kya tu faltu mai tension na le

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