14 Idiots|hindi crackhead ff|ot7

bhasad

Jay aur varun ek stall per kuch khane ko

Jay-bhaiya ek sandwich dena.

Bhaiya-ji bhaiya

Jay apna sandwich leke jab piche mudta hai wo galti se ek ladki se takra jata hai aur uska sandwich gir jata hai

Jay-aye pagal aurat..

Ladki-aurat kisko bola bey

Jay-tujko bola bey

Ladki-hey u *pointing finger*ager ladki se baat kerne ki tameez nahi hai to unke sath batameezi kerne ki bhi zarurat nahi hai.

Tabhi waha per varun bhag ker a jata hai

Varun-kya hua bhai.

Ladki-haan haan dekhlo tumhara dost muje pareshaan ker raha hai

Jay-shakal dekhi hai apni tum he to koi bhikari bhi muh na lagaye.

Ladki-chal chal awe.

Aur yeh sab dur se zoya aur vaani dekh rahe

Zoya-bhai is chotu se kuch hone wala nahi hai muje hi jana padega

Tabhi vaani zoya ka hath pakad ker rok leti hai

Vaani-oye duffer zyada heroine na ban hume kisi bhasad mai nahi padna, yeh mat bhul hamare buzurg bhi is sheher mai hai

Zoya-buzurg kon?

Vaani-are ssrh

Zoya-aur wo kon

Vaani-sneha sirat richa aur huma di. Ager unko pata chal gya to diwali mai diwala nikal dengi.

Zoya-are woh idher thodi na
Hai kuch nahi hoga

Zoya fir chali jati hai heroine banne

Vaani-yeh marwake rahegi

Zoya bhasad mai ghus jati hai

Jay-chudail?

Zoya-kya hai bey sendli ek to bechare ka sandwich gira diya dusra usse lad rahi ho

Ladki-tum kon ho.?

Zoya-my self zoya ab chal nikal teri jaisi bohot milti hai nikal bhakk

Fir waha per baat sambhalne ke liye vaani bhi a jati hai

Vaani-zoya chal jiya wait ker rahi hogi bila wajah ke fasde pe mat bhid

Wo ladki waha se chali jati hai aur apne side ke logo ko bata deti hai

Zoya-huh der gyi

Man-hey you girl

Fir un charo ki nazar ek group per jati hai jaha chaar admi khade the

Zoya-ao... Are aoo.. Hum derte hai kya kisise.. Tum jante nahi ho mere friends ko ek ek ko pakad ke maarenge hum log.

Vaani-gadhedi aj yamraaj ko bulava kyu de rahi hai.

Zoya-ready guys..

Jay-uhm uhm haan tu count ker.

Zoya-ok... 1..2...3

Jay-bhaaaggggooo

Wo tino zoya ko chodker bhag jate hai but vaani wapis aati hai

Vaani-abey bhag champli

Aur fir wo zoya ko khich ker le jati hai

Ab is scene sa ap imagine ker lo aur thoda apna imagination bhi daala lena