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Chifuyu
I can't walk

Yn
Me too

Chifuyu
My ass is swollen from last night

Yn
Same

Smiley
What happened last night 🤨

Baji
Did ya'll have sex

Yn
Eww gross get ur mind outta the gutter

Smiley
NO DON'T U FUCKING DARE RUIN MY BROTHER'S INNOCENT MIND

Angry
What's sex

Smiley
Count your minutes

Yn
NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT MY  LUV❤️

Angry
Okie 😊

Baji
But actually tho did ya'll do it
If u did
I couldn't hear any moaning
Unless u were screaming for your lives

Yn
BITCH U WERE WITH US

Chifuyu
YOUR COWARDLY ASS WENT BACK TO YOUR ROOM AND PRETENDED TO BE ASLEEP

Yn
TRAITOR
🖕

Baji
Oh
I forgot

Smiley
But what actually happened tho
I'm starting to think ya'll had a threesome

Yn
OH HELL NAH
THAT'S INCEST
And like who would fuck my brother

Chifuyu
I think u ruined your brother's mind yourself

Angry
How could my mind be ruined by my brother?

Draken
U don't wanna know

Kazutora
SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON
I'M SITTING HERE IN SUSPENCE

Yn
So chifuyu came over last night to watch cartoons

Chifuyu
But Yn's mom found out

Yn
And we got our asses beat

Takemitchi
And what time did he come over?

Yn
3am

Takemitchi
But that wouldn't have been a problem if it wasn't too loud right?

Chifuyu
THAT SHIT WAS ON FULL VOLUME

Yn
SHUT UP U WANTED ME TO
IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT

Kazutora
No it's all mikey's fault

Mikey
HAH?
SAY THAT AGAIN I DARE U 😄

Draken
Ya'll need to go for couples therapy

Mikey
Wtf we ain't a couple

Yn
Draken be logical
Who would wanna date mickey mouse's 5'3 ass

Kazutora
I have higher standards u know

Yn
He can't pull bitches

Draken
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Smiley
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Angry
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Mitsuya
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Hakkai
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Chifuyu
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Baji
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Mikey
Actually I can

Draken
Every time we go out I have to chase away all the girls asking for his number

Yn
BUT WHO TF WOULD WANT HIS 5'3 MICKEY MOUSE ASS

Kazutora
THEY MUST BE FUCKING BLIND

Yn
Fr like how can they even see him he's so tiny
HOW CAN MICKEY PULL SO MANY BITCHES BUT ANGRY NOT HAVE ANY
HE'S SO CUTE 😍

Draken
I DON'T FUCKING KNOW

Mikey
Ur just jealous cuz the only one who actually likes u is Emma

Yn
I can't defend u on this one

Mitsuya
So it's safe to say that ya'll light agree with me too

Draken
Agree with what

Mitsuya
That u look like the result of elsa and an egg having sex

Yn
Amen

Draken
Kys



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