"now we are watching the avengers go to the safe house after fighting Ultron"
Tony: Clint's farmhouse?
Nat: what other safe house did you go to after fighting Ultron?
[𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗤𝘂𝗶𝗻𝗷𝗲𝘁 𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗱𝘀 𝗼𝘂𝘁𝘀𝗶𝗱𝗲 𝗮 𝗹𝗮𝗿𝗴𝗲 𝗳𝗮𝗿𝗺𝗵𝗼𝘂𝘀𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝘆 𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝘄𝗮𝗹𝗸 𝘁𝗼𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗱𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗵𝗼𝘂𝘀𝗲]
Sam: nice house.
Clint: thanks, it's my sister's , but I remodelled it
𝗧𝗵𝗼𝗿: 𝗪𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗶𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝗰𝗲?
𝗧𝗼𝗻𝘆 𝗦𝘁𝗮𝗿𝗸: 𝗔 𝘀𝗮𝗳𝗲 𝗵𝗼𝘂𝘀𝗲?
𝗖𝗹𝗶𝗻𝘁 𝗕𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗼𝗻: 𝗟𝗲𝘁'𝘀 𝗵𝗼𝗽𝗲. [𝘁𝗵𝗲𝘆 𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗵𝗼𝘂𝘀𝗲] 𝘀𝗶𝘀, 𝗜'𝗺 𝗵𝗼𝗺𝗲.
[𝗕𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗼𝗻'𝘀 𝘀𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿, 𝗟𝗮𝘂𝗿𝗮, 𝘄𝗮𝗹𝗸𝘀 𝗶𝗻 𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗺 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗸𝗶𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗻]
Sam: Is that your sister?
Clint: yes, who else would it be?
Sam: she's hot.
Clint: she's married with 3 kids!!!
𝗖𝗹𝗶𝗻𝘁 𝗕𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗼𝗻: 𝗛𝗶. 𝗖𝗼𝗺𝗽𝗮𝗻𝘆. 𝗦𝗼𝗿𝗿𝘆 𝗜 𝗱𝗶𝗱𝗻'𝘁 𝗰𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗮𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗱.
𝗟𝗮𝘂𝗿𝗮 𝗕𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗼𝗻: 𝗛𝗲𝘆.
𝗧𝗼𝗻𝘆 𝗦𝘁𝗮𝗿𝗸: [𝗟𝗮𝘂𝗿𝗮 𝗸𝗶𝘀𝘀𝗲𝘀 𝗕𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗼𝗻 𝗼𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗲𝗸 ; 𝘁𝗼 𝗧𝗵𝗼𝗿] 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗶𝘀 𝗮𝗻 𝗮𝗴𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝗼𝗳 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲 𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗱.
everyone laughs
𝗖𝗹𝗶𝗻𝘁 𝗕𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗼𝗻: [𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗿𝗼𝗱𝘂𝗰𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝘀𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝘁𝗼 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘁𝗲𝗮𝗺] 𝗚𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗹𝗲𝗺𝗮𝗻, 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗶𝘀 𝗟𝗮𝘂𝗿𝗮.
𝗟𝗮𝘂𝗿𝗮 𝗕𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗼𝗻: 𝗜 𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗻𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀.
[𝗧𝗵𝗲𝘆 𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗹𝗼𝗼𝗸 𝗮𝘁 𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗮𝘄𝗸𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗱𝗹𝘆]
𝗖𝗹𝗶𝗻𝘁 𝗕𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗼𝗻: 𝗢𝗼𝗵, 𝗶𝗻𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗴. [𝗕𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗼𝗻'𝘀 𝗻𝗲𝗽𝗵𝗲𝘄 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗻𝗶𝗲𝗰𝗲, 𝗖𝗼𝗼𝗽𝗲𝗿 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗟𝗶𝗹𝗮, 𝗿𝘂𝗻 𝗶𝗻]
𝗟𝗶𝗹𝗮 𝗕𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗼𝗻: 𝗨𝗻𝗰𝗹𝗲 𝗖𝗹𝗶𝗻𝘁! [𝗕𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗼𝗻 𝗽𝗶𝗰𝗸𝘀 𝘂𝗽 𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗻𝗶𝗲𝗰𝗲]
𝗖𝗹𝗶𝗻𝘁 𝗕𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗼𝗻: 𝗛𝗶, 𝘀𝘄𝗲𝗲𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗿𝘁! [𝗸𝗶𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘁𝗼𝗽 𝗼𝗳 𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗻𝗲𝗽𝗵𝗲𝘄'𝘀 𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗱] 𝗛𝗲𝘆, 𝗯𝘂𝗱𝗱𝘆! 𝗛𝗼𝘄 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗴𝘂𝘆𝘀 𝗱𝗼𝗶𝗻𝗴? 𝗢𝗼𝗵...
𝗧𝗼𝗻𝘆 𝗦𝘁𝗮𝗿𝗸: [𝘁𝗼 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿𝘀 𝗮𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝘆 𝘄𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝘀𝘂𝗿𝗽𝗿𝗶𝘀𝗲] 𝗧𝗵𝗲𝘀𝗲 𝗮𝗿𝗲...𝘀𝗺𝗮𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗿 𝗮𝗴𝗲𝗻𝘁𝘀.
everyone laughs again
Clint: really Stark?
Nat: not everyone is an agent.
𝗖𝗹𝗶𝗻𝘁 𝗕𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗼𝗻: 𝗟𝗼𝗼𝗸 𝗮𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗳𝗮𝗰𝗲! 𝗢𝗵, 𝗺𝘆 𝗴𝗼𝗼𝗱𝗻𝗲𝘀𝘀!
𝗟𝗶𝗹𝗮 𝗕𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗼𝗻: 𝗗𝗶𝗱 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗯𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗔𝘂𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗲 𝗡𝗮𝘁?
𝗡𝗮𝘁𝗮𝘀𝗵𝗮 𝗥𝗼𝗺𝗮𝗻𝗼𝗳𝗳: 𝗪𝗵𝘆 𝗱𝗼𝗻'𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝘂𝗴 𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗳𝗶𝗻𝗱 𝗼𝘂𝘁?
[𝗟𝗶𝗹𝗮 𝗿𝘂𝘀𝗵𝗲𝘀 𝘁𝗼𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗱𝘀 𝗡𝗮𝘁𝗮𝘀𝗵𝗮, 𝘄𝗵𝗼 𝗽𝗶𝗰𝗸𝘀 𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝘂𝗽 𝗶𝗻 𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗮𝗿𝗺𝘀]
𝗦𝘁𝗲𝘃𝗲 𝗥𝗼𝗴𝗲𝗿𝘀: 𝗦𝗼𝗿𝗿𝘆 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗯𝗮𝗿𝗴𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗶𝗻 𝗼𝗻 𝘆𝗼𝘂.
𝗧𝗼𝗻𝘆 𝗦𝘁𝗮𝗿𝗸: 𝗬𝗲𝗮𝗵, 𝘄𝗲 𝘄𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗰𝗮𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗱 𝗮𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗱, 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝘄𝗲 𝘄𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝗯𝘂𝘀𝘆 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗻𝗼 𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗮 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗲𝘅𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗱.
everyone laughs at Tony's stupidity.
𝗖𝗹𝗶𝗻𝘁 𝗕𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗼𝗻: 𝗬𝗲𝗮𝗵, 𝘄𝗲𝗹𝗹 𝗙𝘂𝗿𝘆 𝗵𝗲𝗹𝗽𝗲𝗱 𝗺𝗲 𝘀𝗲𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝘂𝗽 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝗜 𝗷𝗼𝗶𝗻𝗲𝗱. 𝗛𝗲 𝗸𝗲𝗽𝘁 𝗶𝘁 𝗼𝗳𝗳 𝗦𝗛𝗜𝗘𝗟𝗗'𝘀 𝗳𝗶𝗹𝗲𝘀, 𝗜'𝗱 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗸𝗲𝗲𝗽 𝗶𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘄𝗮𝘆. 𝗜 𝗳𝗶𝗴𝘂𝗿𝗲 𝗶𝘁'𝘀 𝗮 𝗴𝗼𝗼𝗱 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝗰𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗹𝗮𝘆 𝗹𝗼𝘄.
𝗟𝗮𝘂𝗿𝗮 𝗕𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗼𝗻: 𝗔𝗵, 𝗜 𝗺𝗶𝘀𝘀𝗲𝗱 𝘆𝗼𝘂.
[𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗵𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘂𝗰𝗶𝗻𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀 𝗯𝗿𝗼𝘂𝗴𝗵𝘁 𝗼𝗻 𝗯𝘆 𝗪𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗮 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗻𝘂𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗲𝗽 𝘂𝗽 𝗶𝗻 𝗧𝗵𝗼𝗿'𝘀 𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗱 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗵𝗲 𝘄𝗮𝗹𝗸𝘀 𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗵𝗼𝘂𝘀𝗲]
𝗦𝘁𝗲𝘃𝗲 𝗥𝗼𝗴𝗲𝗿𝘀: 𝗧𝗵𝗼𝗿.
𝗧𝗵𝗼𝗿: 𝗜 𝘀𝗮𝘄 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗱𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. 𝗜 𝗻𝗲𝗲𝗱 𝗮𝗻𝘀𝘄𝗲𝗿𝘀, 𝗜 𝘄𝗼𝗻'𝘁 𝗳𝗶𝗻𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗺 𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲. [𝗧𝗵𝗼𝗿 𝘂𝘀𝗲𝘀 𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗵𝗮𝗺𝗺𝗲𝗿 𝘁𝗼 𝗳𝗹𝘆 𝗮𝘄𝗮𝘆; 𝗦𝘁𝗲𝘃𝗲 𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗻𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗵𝗼𝘂𝘀𝗲 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝗵𝗲 𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗿𝘀 𝗣𝗲𝗴𝗴𝘆'𝘀 𝘃𝗼𝗶𝗰𝗲 𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗺 𝗪𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗮'𝘀 𝘃𝗶𝘀𝗶𝗼𝗻]
𝗣𝗲𝗴𝗴𝘆 𝗖𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗲𝗿: 𝗪𝗲 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝗴𝗼 𝗵𝗼𝗺𝗲.
[𝗜𝗻𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗮𝗱 𝗼𝗳 𝗴𝗼𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗶𝗻𝘀𝗶𝗱𝗲, 𝗵𝗲 𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗻𝘀 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘄𝗮𝗹𝗸𝘀 𝗮𝘄𝗮𝘆.]
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Avengers React
Science FictionIn this book the avengers will react to themselves -Clintasha -Pepperony -Sylki -Philinda -StaticQuake -Fitzsimmons -winterfalcon -Spideychelle -Wandavision -GamoraPeter
