mingyu: I need some help with my homework, keira. keira: What's the assignment? mingyu: I'm supposed to write a paper that presents both sides of an issue and then defends one of the arguments. keira: What's your issue? mingyu: That's the problem. I can't think of anything to argue. keira: That's hard to believe. mingyu: I'm always right and everybody else is always wrong! What's to argue about?!
keira: Could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective? scoups: *crouches down* vernon: *kneels down* mingyu: *sits on the floor* keira: keira: I hate all of you.
scoups: Is keira always like this when she loses? mingyu: Oh, yes. You should've been there for the Great Jenga Tantrum of 2015. keira: You bumped that table and you know it!
keira: We're having a moment, aren't we? wonwoo: If by 'a moment' you mean me not wanting to strangle you for the first time since we met, then I guess we are.
*Bullying Prevention Day at school* Teacher: keira, what would you do if one of your classmates viciously teased you again and again? keira: Oh, that's easy. I'd take a pencil out of my pencil case— Teacher: To write something to your teacher? keira: —make sure that it's really sharp, and ram it into their eye at full tilt! My mom always says the pencil is mightier than the sword because they can't outlaw bringing pencils to school! Teacher: *internal screaming*
wonwoo: Guys where did keira go? scoups: She got arrested. wonwoo: How the hell- keira: *bursts in through the window* The cops are after me, I thought it would be fun to steal crackers and throw them at people.
keira: Does everyone know their job for today? vernon: Water the flowers. scoups: Vacuum the carpet. wonwoo: Wash the dishes. mingyu: Pretend to be a wolverine. keira: Close enough.
