Sammy and Marigold, just vibing :
Jolene, walking in : can I hang with you guys?
Sammy : no. and you should probably change your outfit because you look stupid
Jolene : it's not stupid...
Sammy : yeah, it is. and you should probably change your hair, too, because you look like a giant toddler
Jolene : wha-
Marigold : *restraining laughter*
Sammy : oh, baby gap just called
Jolene : wha-
Sammy : they want their clothes back
Jolene : c'mon
Sammy : oh, wait, I got another call here. oh, it's a troll doll from walmart, yeah, yeah, she said she's pressing charges against you for identity theft
Jolene : :(
Marigold : yeah, you look like an idiot dude!
*boss music*
Sammy : what did you just say?
Marigold : no, man, cause you- I was just saying-
Sammy : SHADDUP
Sammy : she is beautiful, she is smart, she is kind
Marigold : but you were just-
Sammy : get out
Marigold : dude, are you serious?
Sammy : yeah
Marigold : fine! *leaves*
Jolene :
Jolene : thank you
Sammy : tHaNkYeW get lost
(their entire relationship summarized)
